Oilguy and Losiho - You just haven't met the right woman yet. If you can't understand how a woman compares to material things let me give an example.
This took place an hour before my initial date with my wife. I was home from college on Christmas break, and found out my brand new Craftsman 10 drawer toolbox (my prize possession at the time, back when a Craftsman box was worth having) had been stolen because my parents, in an area with high petty crime, had left the storeroom unlocked.
To say I was p****d is an understatement! I pretty much knew my evening would be shot. Nothing would be able to override THAT. Well, as you can see foreshadowed, once the date started I didn't think about the toolbox for the next several hours, or in fact, the next several days. If it weren't for my wife, I'd probably still be p****d ......