I didn't see it on the nightstand, so I looked around the nightstand, and saw it on the floor, under a used condom. I didn't touch anything. I called the front desk on MY phone, and said I needed a new, CLEAN room. They came to the room, saw the issue, and apologized profusely.
I didn't get close enough to gauge the size of the condom, the TV remote, and the previous slovenly pig room occupants, weren't around to answer any questions.