pee in the cowl
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Friend of mine in high school was living with his parents in a big house with several families. Well, when it came time for one girl to pay her rent, she couldn't, and she dragged it out for 2-3 months and said she couldn't pay. Several of the upset house members decided to pour soda and urine and all sorts of stuff in her car. Sad part was I was going to buy the car from her so she could catch up with her rent. Was a half decent '82 Datsun 200SX hatchback, black inside and out, ran great but needed a clutch. After that I was no longer interested in the car and she moved back home to her parents. Probably a horrible drive home but I hope she did ok. The other house members, not so much, karma and all.
It's in the humor section folks...
Frankly, what I thought was hilarious was that yaris likes to whiz in a cup....
I remember a story of a service team at work that really didn't like their manager. It was unanimous.. the guy was unprofessional, and a jerk. An avid fisherman on the team took a trout, and placed it in his hubcap. It took a couple days of summer heat, but that car reeked so bad, the manager finally had to take the car for service. The mechanic found the fish, and then the discussion became one of why the company had to pay for the removal of a fish, and the events leading up to it. He did change his attitude after that.
The moral of the story is that sometimes, a well placed smell can make a huge difference....(Remember, this is still the humor section)
Frankly, what I thought was hilarious was that yaris likes to whiz in a cup....
I remember a story of a service team at work that really didn't like their manager. It was unanimous.. the guy was unprofessional, and a jerk. An avid fisherman on the team took a trout, and placed it in his hubcap. It took a couple days of summer heat, but that car reeked so bad, the manager finally had to take the car for service. The mechanic found the fish, and then the discussion became one of why the company had to pay for the removal of a fish, and the events leading up to it. He did change his attitude after that.
The moral of the story is that sometimes, a well placed smell can make a huge difference....(Remember, this is still the humor section)
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Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Sadly I never got what I wanted after so many posts is whether or not it works. So can ANYONE perhaps answer that question. It does not even have to be pee but a smell in the cowl ruining your drive.
Call me crazy but I fail to see why any normal, rational human being would want to know the answer to this in the first place?
Sadly I never got what I wanted after so many posts is whether or not it works. So can ANYONE perhaps answer that question. It does not even have to be pee but a smell in the cowl ruining your drive.
Call me crazy but I fail to see why any normal, rational human being would want to know the answer to this in the first place?
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Originally Posted By: oldmaninsc
Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Sadly I never got what I wanted after so many posts is whether or not it works. So can ANYONE perhaps answer that question. It does not even have to be pee but a smell in the cowl ruining your drive.
Call me crazy but I fail to see why any normal, rational human being would want to know the answer to this in the first place?
I figured if he really wanted to know he would try it on his personal vehicle. It seems that when pee comes to pour, he really isn't all that interested after all.....
Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Sadly I never got what I wanted after so many posts is whether or not it works. So can ANYONE perhaps answer that question. It does not even have to be pee but a smell in the cowl ruining your drive.
Call me crazy but I fail to see why any normal, rational human being would want to know the answer to this in the first place?
I figured if he really wanted to know he would try it on his personal vehicle. It seems that when pee comes to pour, he really isn't all that interested after all.....
Originally Posted By: TooManyWheels
I figured if he really wanted to know he would try it on his personal vehicle. It seems that when pee comes to pour, he really isn't all that interested after all.....
I figured if he really wanted to know he would try it on his personal vehicle. It seems that when pee comes to pour, he really isn't all that interested after all.....
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Originally Posted By: yaris0128
It probably wont solve my problem but it puts a smile on my face when she starts her car. Thats a lot more satisfying than a ticket.
Two wrongs make a right!
It probably wont solve my problem but it puts a smile on my face when she starts her car. Thats a lot more satisfying than a ticket.
Two wrongs make a right!
Originally Posted By: tinmanSC
Originally Posted By: yaris0128
It probably wont solve my problem but it puts a smile on my face when she starts her car. Thats a lot more satisfying than a ticket.
Two wrongs make a right!
And three rights make a left!
John
Originally Posted By: yaris0128
It probably wont solve my problem but it puts a smile on my face when she starts her car. Thats a lot more satisfying than a ticket.
Two wrongs make a right!
And three rights make a left!
John
Just because some of you don't actually think I have a sense of humor anymore. I have just two words for stink: shrimp paste
Anyone that pee's in someone elses cowl is not a right, upstanding person in my eyes. That is called "STUPIDITY", AND HE should be lucky he WAS NOT CAUGHT
I wonder if we can draw anything that this thread has pulled about 90 replies much more than any other by alot. What does this say about us who frequent this site????? anyone anyone????
It says we love reading about some crazy guy marking his territory in an extremely unsettling but rather humorous way.
In college, when people would pull in from a night of partying and park like an [censored]-hat, me and my cohorts issued them a "citation"...typically in the form of a rather nasty if not impromptu note (napkins anyone?). If the aforementioned driver once again displayed their ignorance of common parking etiquette, we would resort to more serious, if not primal forms of retribution. This typically included, but was not limited to, urination, vandalism of the correctable kind (removing wiper blades), Vaseline on the door handles, window paintings (removable window chalk), hundreds of post-it notes expressing our displeasure over their parking endeavors in a very tactful way, psychological warfare (using "official" public safety parking citations that didn't actually mean anything, but they only realized this after going to the public safety office to cry about it), Caution tape + cones + a chalk outline roughly resembling a human, and in one rare instance half of a rather LARGE birthday cake smeared on the vehicle...which unbeknownst to us would remain parked for several weeks, resulting in a MASSIVE ant infestation.
I actually felt kinda guilty about the last one....so many ants...
Anyways, as you can see, retribution in such a manor is certainly not limited to the OP. I'm sure there are others on this forum who have descended to lesser levels when negotiating issues of similar importance, but alas few will dare mention such acts in this thread. I only do so because the above described deeds occurred long ago, and where usually fueled by some form of potent spirit.
Being slightly older yet tremendously wiser, I now realize that the best way to handle such situations is to wait in a dark shadowy corner with a roll of duct tape and tools capable of cutting through bone. This way one need not stoop to vandalizing a persons innocent vehicle...
ANYWAYS...
The OP ever solve his parking problem? I didn't get past the first page...[censored] in the cowling is just messed up.
In college, when people would pull in from a night of partying and park like an [censored]-hat, me and my cohorts issued them a "citation"...typically in the form of a rather nasty if not impromptu note (napkins anyone?). If the aforementioned driver once again displayed their ignorance of common parking etiquette, we would resort to more serious, if not primal forms of retribution. This typically included, but was not limited to, urination, vandalism of the correctable kind (removing wiper blades), Vaseline on the door handles, window paintings (removable window chalk), hundreds of post-it notes expressing our displeasure over their parking endeavors in a very tactful way, psychological warfare (using "official" public safety parking citations that didn't actually mean anything, but they only realized this after going to the public safety office to cry about it), Caution tape + cones + a chalk outline roughly resembling a human, and in one rare instance half of a rather LARGE birthday cake smeared on the vehicle...which unbeknownst to us would remain parked for several weeks, resulting in a MASSIVE ant infestation.
I actually felt kinda guilty about the last one....so many ants...
Anyways, as you can see, retribution in such a manor is certainly not limited to the OP. I'm sure there are others on this forum who have descended to lesser levels when negotiating issues of similar importance, but alas few will dare mention such acts in this thread. I only do so because the above described deeds occurred long ago, and where usually fueled by some form of potent spirit.
Being slightly older yet tremendously wiser, I now realize that the best way to handle such situations is to wait in a dark shadowy corner with a roll of duct tape and tools capable of cutting through bone. This way one need not stoop to vandalizing a persons innocent vehicle...
ANYWAYS...
The OP ever solve his parking problem? I didn't get past the first page...[censored] in the cowling is just messed up.
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Originally Posted By: pzev
The OP ever solve his parking problem?
Parking issue is the least of his problems, IMO.
The OP ever solve his parking problem?
Parking issue is the least of his problems, IMO.
Everytime I think BITOG hits rock bottom, we sink another notch.
Hmm. Reads to me that in obsessively marking her car with your urine (kind of like a dog marking its territory) because she is parking in territory that is not hers, you're asserting some serious lunatic like control tendencies. Add in your background as ex-MP and current security position with the behavior above, and it reads to me as if you are a very control oriented person who is to the point that you're expressing it in a completely pathological fashion.
Very Freudian. Equal parts amusing and disturbing.
Seek help. Seriously.
-Spyder
Very Freudian. Equal parts amusing and disturbing.
Seek help. Seriously.
-Spyder
Originally Posted By: Spyder7
Very Freudian. Equal parts amusing and disturbing.
Seek help. Seriously.
-Spyder
I think he is dealing with karma right now. Particularly the bit about the fleas.
Very Freudian. Equal parts amusing and disturbing.
Seek help. Seriously.
-Spyder
I think he is dealing with karma right now. Particularly the bit about the fleas.
People are still posting on this? Awesome. Forgot about this a while ago. Thanks for all the posts! In a few more replies this will be the #1 most replied to thread in the humor section. I feel honored. Now go tell me how to get rid of my fleas on my other thread!
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Originally Posted By: yaris0128
People are still posting on this? Awesome. Forgot about this a while ago. Thanks for all the posts! In a few more replies this will be the #1 most replied to thread in the humor section. I feel honored. Now go tell me how to get rid of my fleas on my other thread!
Last I checked into that one, you'd flea bombed the place to the point we were wondering if the HAZMAT team had given the "all clear" yet or not.
-Spyder
People are still posting on this? Awesome. Forgot about this a while ago. Thanks for all the posts! In a few more replies this will be the #1 most replied to thread in the humor section. I feel honored. Now go tell me how to get rid of my fleas on my other thread!
Last I checked into that one, you'd flea bombed the place to the point we were wondering if the HAZMAT team had given the "all clear" yet or not.
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