pee in the cowl

[kender]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
So at my apartment complex theres this annoying young girl that just parks her Corolla where ever she pleases every day. She parks on the street facing the wrong way most of the time and parks in handicap parking that also requires a parking permit. Which she has neither of. Ive been tempted to call it in several times but I dont want to not have her not be able to afford her rent over my hate of her parking. So be prepared to laugh... I instead have a stupid way of getting her [censored] off. Every night for a while now Ive been pouring a large glass of urine into the cowl of her Corolla. In theory that the suction from her vent would bring in my brand of musk. Now Ive dumped more than a gallon of my urine into this cowl. Please tell me there will be some effect? My brother claims this works from doing it to someone in college.


Harassing a girl. You're impressive!

 

[zloveraz]

Wow I hope this was a joke and not true. If true talk about lowering the forum IQ a few notches...

 

[Michael_P]

 

[Cutehumor]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
So at my apartment complex theres this annoying young girl that just parks her Corolla where ever she pleases every day. She parks on the street facing the wrong way most of the time and parks in handicap parking that also requires a parking permit. Which she has neither of. Ive been tempted to call it in several times but I dont want to not have her not be able to afford her rent over my hate of her parking. So be prepared to laugh... I instead have a stupid way of getting her [censored] off. Every night for a while now Ive been pouring a large glass of urine into the cowl of her Corolla. In theory that the suction from her vent would bring in my brand of musk. Now Ive dumped more than a gallon of my urine into this cowl. Please tell me there will be some effect? My brother claims this works from doing it to someone in college.


I'll be laughing at you when her boyfriend beats the living snot out of you. Cheers bro!

 

[Cutehumor]

Originally Posted By: Volvo_ST1
Since it's likely she won't get your message in a cup, will you next throw poop on her car? You are already playing with it, right?


+1. If I caught some dude messing with my wife like that. his car would be missing all four tires on cylinder blocks.

 

[Quattro Pete]

Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
his car would be missing all four tires on cylinder blocks.

Those cylinder blocks may cost more than the tires. V6 or V8?

 

[Michael_P]

Yeah......cinder blocks are a little cheaper. Plus that if you use cylinder blocks, it becomes a dead giveaway you work at a NASCAR shop.

 

[RTexasF]

Truly a class act

I do hope this is a joke on us.

 

[oldmaninsc]

Originally Posted By: tomcat27
why is this in the "humor" section and why is it up to 4 pages? yes, the joke's on us...


If it IS a joke I say the o/p has a very bad sense of humor and if it is for real I think the o/p needs serious psychiatric help!

 

[Cutehumor]

Originally Posted By: Michael_P
Yeah......cinder blocks are a little cheaper. Plus that if you use cylinder blocks, it becomes a dead giveaway you work at a NASCAR shop.


Michael, yeah I meant cinder blocks. oopsie.

Thanks,
Michael.

 

[yaris0128]

Yes anyone who thought this post is a big prank you would be CORRECT. I had already called the car in and she got a ticket and I was thinking what if I had poured some pee down her cowl and would it be effective? So I had to see on BITOG as though it had already been done. Im glad I went that route because the reaction was strongly negative. So thanks for your help all you haters. At least I played it off like Im a psycho vigilante with cups of urine that wanted nothing but his own brand of justice. Thanks for the help everybody. Minus the pee the story is true.

 

[rshunter]

To be honest, the big "SURPRISE! It's all a joke!" sounds more like an attempt to salvage any positive reputation that may be left...

 

[PRND3L]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Yes anyone who thought this post is a big prank you would be CORRECT.


Dude, that's trolling. Uncool.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: rshunter
To be honest, the big "SURPRISE! It's all a joke!" sounds more like an attempt to salvage any positive reputation that may be left...


So unless my logic is messed up, that would basically make him a psycho or a liar, or both. Not really something we should strive for kiddos. I'm just saying.

 

[Drew99GT]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Yes anyone who thought this post is a big prank you would be CORRECT. I had already called the car in and she got a ticket and I was thinking what if I had poured some pee down her cowl and would it be effective? So I had to see on BITOG as though it had already been done. Im glad I went that route because the reaction was strongly negative. So thanks for your help all you haters. At least I played it off like Im a psycho vigilante with cups of urine that wanted nothing but his own brand of justice. Thanks for the help everybody. Minus the pee the story is true.


Great job. Everyone first thought you were simply a jerk. Now everyone thinks you have mental problems for lying about it and posting your story on..........AN OIL MESSAGE BOARD.

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
^
Karma may get me on this one for sure. Hopefully not by the hand of the law or by the trouser snake of Bubba.
If anyone is curious Im not nervous to talk to her I just dont see her. All I do is deal with conflict at work for a living. Thats the life of casino security. I would just leave her a note on her windshield but why should she get a warning when people who do it at parking lots dont get any breaks. She should be treated as anyone who gets ticketed for parking in a handicap spot. For as long as shes been doing it she should know better and its only a matter of time until she gets caught.



All the other junk in this thread, I still feel I need to comment. Maybe repetitiously, and maybe in a controlling manner. For this I apologize.

This fixation on this girl. Is it sexual? Is it something deeper? How was your relationship with your father? Was it close? Your mother, was she close?

The girl. She probably has a name. Maybe at some level, she is a good person. At the very least, she has not wronged you personally. She merely parked her car in a spot that was not proper. Do you have wishes to park your car in these spots, but know it's just not the right thing to do? How strong are these urges?

I think in the next phase we can speak of letting go. Opening up a bit. But let's not go too fast.

See you next week.

 

[3311]

Originally Posted By: yaris0128
Yes anyone who thought this post is a big prank you would be CORRECT. I had already called the car in and she got a ticket and I was thinking what if I had poured some pee down her cowl and would it be effective? So I had to see on BITOG as though it had already been done. Im glad I went that route because the reaction was strongly negative. So thanks for your help all you haters. At least I played it off like Im a psycho vigilante with cups of urine that wanted nothing but his own brand of justice. Thanks for the help everybody. Minus the pee the story is true.
Now I think even less of you.

 

[oldmaninsc]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: rshunter
To be honest, the big "SURPRISE! It's all a joke!" sounds more like an attempt to salvage any positive reputation that may be left...


So unless my logic is messed up, that would basically make him a psycho or a liar, or both. Not really something we should strive for kiddos. I'm just saying.

I'd say you summed it up rather well!

 

[pottymouth]

Originally Posted By: rshunter
To be honest, the big "SURPRISE! It's all a joke!" sounds more like an attempt to salvage any positive reputation that may be left...


I think any positive reputaion he had completely evaporated when he hit the submit button on the initial post.

 

[yaris0128]

Hey think what you want about me as a person. I just wanted to have some fun in the HUMOR board. All the haters need to take it down a notch and calm down. Im not a sick twisted

crazy

person just a former Army MP who likes to read about motor oil and guns.

Sadly I never got what I wanted after so many posts is whether or not it works. So can ANYONE perhaps answer that question. It does not even have to be pee but a smell in the cowl ruining your drive.