No, I am not trying to control this thread. I thought it was relative. I had to look up what the hell necrobumped meant!
verb: (internet) To revive a long dormant forum thread by adding a new post, thus bringing it to the top of the forum list. Often a tactic of trolls attempting to control a forum
What is the rule? So, I know not to reply to "old" threads. School me Ignatius.