What are your favorite one liner sayings?

[MalfunctionProne]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[BAJA_05]

Were you born an a__hole or did you work on it?

 

[BAJA_05]

Some people grow up and grow old -- some people just grow old.

 

[Mystic]

He's back!

 

[gman2304]

Mystic....good catch!

 

[demarpaint]

Originally Posted By: Mystic
He's back!


+1 As far as sayings go. "Need a friend, get a dog." My other favorites will get the thread locked.

 

[Turk]

When someone says "What's for Dinner?"
Say "Pine Floats!"

They'll ask "What's a Pine Float?"
Say "A Glass of Water & a Toothpick."

 

[Whizbanger]

Hit her in the sh!tter.

 

[andyd]

are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!

 

[Lawn_Care]

Half past a monkey's [censored]. (when asked for the time)

 

[Rick in PA]

Parallel to the "workmanship" thread:

You may not get what you pay for, but you'll never get what you don't pay for.

 

[mclasser]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[SteveSRT8]

"Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it!"

 

[BRZED]

Arnold has the best one-liners:

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." (About the alien in The Predator)
"Consider this a divorce." (After shooting his impostor wife dead)
"Hasta la vista, baby" (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)
"I'll be back." (The Terminator - He'll actually be back again this July!)

 

[Benito]

Michael Corleone: "Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in"

 

[Bud_One]

"Bill ....Strange things are afoot at the Circle K "

~ Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure