http://blackstone-labs.com/faq_aircraft.html My favorite: Q:How about tape? Will it help if I tape the he!! out of it? A: Apparently everyone loves tape. We get so much tape on oil sample containers that we should be in the used-tape business. But you know what doesn't work very well? Scotch tape. Don't do it. It's really not any good. Our apologies to the Scotch tape people. Now electrical tape — that's tape we can respect. Q: I don't think you understand my deep, unyielding love of tape. I am going to tape that container so well, the oil couldn't get out if it tried. A: You and everyone else, brother.