So after shoveling for the last 8 hrs, not including a few last night...I realized that there is nothing like a big snow to bring out the best and worst in people.
There are a couple different types of people.
First you have the clueless type who figure they can get their lowrider out of its parking spot without shoveling an inch. They are always stumped as to why they can't get out. They are always grateful for any help.
Then you have the unlucky type who successfully spends an hour digging themselves out only to get stuck going around the first corner. They love a good push.
You also have the helpful type who stops their own shoveling to help one of the unlucky/clueless get their car unstuck.
Finally we have the douchebaag type. These are the type who sit in their car for ten minutes behind a little old lady or young girl who is stuck trying to get in or out of a spot. They happily sit and watch as the helpful and maybe even some clueless or unlucky come to the other drivers rescue. Once the work is done they drive by, roll down their window and say stuff like, "thanks for getting them unstuck" or "thanks for moving them out of my way." These are also the type who do the very minimum amount of shoveling and then mark the spot as if they did something to deserve it. They mark the spot with carefully designed signs that say things like
"Attention! Parking in this spot may cause serious damage to your car. The Management".
True story.
Here is the car.
Same one from last night who was just waiting like a bum and now parked in a spot with the douchebaag sign.
There are a couple different types of people.
First you have the clueless type who figure they can get their lowrider out of its parking spot without shoveling an inch. They are always stumped as to why they can't get out. They are always grateful for any help.
Then you have the unlucky type who successfully spends an hour digging themselves out only to get stuck going around the first corner. They love a good push.
You also have the helpful type who stops their own shoveling to help one of the unlucky/clueless get their car unstuck.
Finally we have the douchebaag type. These are the type who sit in their car for ten minutes behind a little old lady or young girl who is stuck trying to get in or out of a spot. They happily sit and watch as the helpful and maybe even some clueless or unlucky come to the other drivers rescue. Once the work is done they drive by, roll down their window and say stuff like, "thanks for getting them unstuck" or "thanks for moving them out of my way." These are also the type who do the very minimum amount of shoveling and then mark the spot as if they did something to deserve it. They mark the spot with carefully designed signs that say things like
"Attention! Parking in this spot may cause serious damage to your car. The Management".
True story.
Here is the car.
Same one from last night who was just waiting like a bum and now parked in a spot with the douchebaag sign.
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