Well, well, well. Trouble in paradise with the FCP Lifetime Replacement Guarantee.
I was skeptical going into this, and now doubly so. Let me start off by saying my situation is a little unique (but also not). The first time I purchased any Liquimoly from FCP was 2 years ago. I never opted to return that oil under the LRG. I purchased 2x5L jugs @ 34.99/jug, rather than the kit, as it seemed like a better value. In 2022, I purchased just 1 of those same jugs for $40.19 and used the residual from the prior order to top it off. Just recently (2023), I purchaesd 2x5L jugs again, @$47.39/jug.
So, I returned the oil from the 2022 order, which was $40.19/jug (with the return form clearly marked so there was no confusion), and they chose to refund me the $34.99 from the order two years ago, even though that is not the oil I sent back. If I had that oil, don't you think I'd have sent both orders back? Of course I would have.
I spoke with them over chat and it doesn't seem like they're going to reverse it. They said they'd look into it and get back to me by email. Exact words:
"Since it has already been processed, Im not really sure how to proceed here. I can reach out to them and see what they say."
Given the inflationary trends in oil, and in particular Liquimoly, I probably won't be purchasing oil from them going forward. For sure I won't be returning any oil. $13 is what I got back, net. Considering I paid $47.39 for the replacement, I can comfortably say there is no such thing as a "Free lifetime oil change. FCP Euro", as the title of this thread suggests. Even if i had gotten the correct $18 net back, that's clearly miles away from being "free".
TL;DR - Not worth the hassle. Big ticket items make sense, but inflation and shipping are eating up the already razor thin margins on using the LRG for engine oil, and now I'm being punished for having not taken advantage of the return policy the first time around, as FCP doesn't compensate for inflationary effects (which in the case of commodities, is typically always *up*).