Originally Posted By: NavyVet88
My favorite ones are the ones that are in front of you at a red light. You can clearly see them playing or texting on their cell phones and the light turns green and of course they don't notice. So I bump my horn at them.....and I'm getting flipped off and hand gestured to death.
A while ago, a woman in a giant SUV was at the front of a HUGE line in a left turn lane and I was right behind her. When we got the arrow, I could see her looking down at her phone and I gave her a few seconds to notice the light...finally gave her a quick toot. She looked up at the light, then I could see her sneering back at me in her mirror and moving her jaws...then, she looked back at her phone, finished whatever she was doing and finally SLOOOOOOOWLY started making her left turn. At least 20 cars should have been able to make that turn, maybe 5 got to go.
Next light is about 2 miles down, we are both going straight and she is at the head of the line again. Light turns green and she waits a few seconds, then SLOOOOOWLY pulls out, and I can see her looking back in the mirror at me and running her mouth again. She creeps along at about 20mph in a 35 zone...the great thing is that there is a passing zone a little ways down just past where the speed limit goes up. I follow at a reasonable distance as she doesn't even speed up for the new limit, luckily there is nobody coming the other way. I really light it up to pass her, and, of course, she tries to gun it to keep me from passing! Nice try, she cannot even come close to matching my acceleration. When I cut back after my pass, I can see her flashing her lights and furiously flipping me off...the truly great thing is that I recognize her at this point! A horrible, horrible person who absolutely ruined a club that my daughter had been in years before by being mean to the kids, fighting with the leaders, and trying to get preferential treatment for her kid.
She needed to turn left not long after I passed, and she was so busy signaling me that she almost missed it, slammed her brakes on with no signal and squealed around the turn...I would guess stuff was flying around in her car.
I'm hoping to get stuck behind her again soon!