I love slot machines,the bigger the better with flashing lights and sound effects.Never bet the favorite it's a suckers bet. In horse racing they only win 35% of the time so if u must be a sucker at least bet them to place or show and increase your odds of winning.
Football it's around 50% so gona lose again cause of the vig. I always take points with the underdog and increase my odds of winning to 75%.
And never play casino games cause it's all luck unless you can count cards
Years ago in New Orleans my wife wanted to go to Harrah's and play the slots. I told her that we had something like the slot machines in the bathroom at the hotel. You put your money in it, pull the handle-and it's gone.I found it's faster to just throw my money in the trash, so I do that instead of gambling. I'm probably ahead after all these years!
Man, sounds like you need Gambler's Anonymous!!I even drive a 100k+ VW..