Do you really think finding a job is THAT easy? Hate to break it to you but this is 2012, you find a job by going online cause thats where everything is posted these days.
Maybe we need to be a little easier on Carnoobie. Note his location from Canada, so his career choices are limited to :
1. Ice Road Trucker at Yellowknife (Ice Road Truckers) 2. Load DC-3 airplanes at Buffalo Airways at Yellowknife or Hay River (Ice Pilots) 3. Natural gas driller at Nabors or MGM (Cold Diggers).
Ok. Sarcasm over.
I have to admit, these threads are more entertaining than the usual Pennzoil Ultra pds infinite-loop. However, based on Carnoobie's posts about only working occasionally as an office temp for several years, his resume would certainly be a "red flag" for any corporate office and possibly also for Walmart or StopNShop. His work history makes him appear to be a "professional" unemployment collector (work just long enough to collect unemployment, submit a bunch of resumes online as required by long-term unemployment...)
I hope Carnoobie will prove me wrong and tell us about his new full-time job.