Originally Posted By: Joe_Power
Grampi has a dislike for Harleys, because back in the day, he was putting around on his little scooter. His girlfriend was on the back. They pulled up to a red light, next to a Harley. His girlfriend shouts, "Oooooh! A REAL biker on a REAL motorcycle!!". She jumped off, got on the backseat of the Harley, and they rode off into the sunset. Grampi pulled off to the side of the road, bawling his eyes out.The next day, Grampi was determined to get a REAL bike. He went to the HD dealership. As soon as he walked in, they took a look at him, and everyone in there started laughing hysterically. He turned around and ran, jumped on his little scooter, and rode back home, bawling the whole time. Momma held him for hours than night, feeding him milk and cookies, until he fell asleep.
If she took off on the back of a Harley, he was probably crying tears of joy at being shed of the leather skinned, chain smoking, meth toothed Freddy Krueger look alike.
Grampi has a dislike for Harleys, because back in the day, he was putting around on his little scooter. His girlfriend was on the back. They pulled up to a red light, next to a Harley. His girlfriend shouts, "Oooooh! A REAL biker on a REAL motorcycle!!". She jumped off, got on the backseat of the Harley, and they rode off into the sunset. Grampi pulled off to the side of the road, bawling his eyes out.The next day, Grampi was determined to get a REAL bike. He went to the HD dealership. As soon as he walked in, they took a look at him, and everyone in there started laughing hysterically. He turned around and ran, jumped on his little scooter, and rode back home, bawling the whole time. Momma held him for hours than night, feeding him milk and cookies, until he fell asleep.
If she took off on the back of a Harley, he was probably crying tears of joy at being shed of the leather skinned, chain smoking, meth toothed Freddy Krueger look alike.