What to get Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as a wedding gift?

[k1xv]

A magnificent private mausoleum, larger than Grant's Tomb, in Hollywood Forever cemetery.

 

[fantastic]

I've never been in that situation to buy a gift for anyone who "has it all". I wish them nothing but success though. I don't know the success ratio of end life successful marriages for the wealthy so I won't speculate. If I were bezos...spoiler...I'm not... I'd like to get a picture of myself & wife 20 years into the future to show each other. If they're still happy about that then the show will go on. Perhaps they'll be a ripped Chuck Norris & Farrah Fawcett into their 80's & still appeal to each other IF "Looks" are what a big part of this relationship is about. Okay, Dr Phil time is over...the end.

 

[Bud]

Ear plugs for when she starts nagging him to death.

 

[KCJeep]

Madonna never looked good. Nor could she sing.

 

[4WD]

A magnificent private mausoleum, larger than Grant's Tomb, in Hollywood Forever cemetery.

There was a huge ranch here - several hundred thousand acres - many had written how ruthless the owner was. He built a cemetery with a very large statue of himself in the middle. One man raised the nerve to ask him why:
“You —— think somebody else would”

 

[srfdude]

Viagra

 

[eljefino]

A boxing match between Jeff and Elon. Not because it would amuse the newlywed couple, but because it would amuse myself.

 

[Dinoburner]

How about a ride on a Space-X mission?

One way

 

[Urshurak776]

Pre-Nup software.

 

[Owen Lucas]

It's happening this weekend.

https://pagesix.com/2025/06/26/phot...ekend-arrivals-kim-kardashian-tom-brady-more/

 

[2005jettatdi]

I worked for a billionaire. There is nothing meaningful that you can purchase as a gift. We tried all sorts of things. The closest we came to something he liked for 5 minutes was a $2,500 radio controlled seaplane that he could fly from his property and crash.

One gift that he liked did not come from us in the flight department:

A brass black powder cannon that shot golf balls. He actually liked shooting it, and brought it along to the various yachts.

It looked much like this, about 2 feet long and a blast to shoot.

That is nice. My cannon is only a 3/4" Civil War Napoleon. However, it does work for making a loud noise.

 

[Pablo]

It's happening this weekend.

https://pagesix.com/2025/06/26/phot...ekend-arrivals-kim-kardashian-tom-brady-more/

The heck is that link? I mean it might be fine, but in my ancient wisdom. Nope.

 

[2strokeNorthstar]

Used copy of "The Art of the Deal". Prime shipped

 

[Owen Lucas]

The heck is that link? I mean it might be fine, but in my ancient wisdom. Nope.

Pagesix is the NY Post's celeb blog, not that I frequent it often, but I just couldn't resist a Bezos wedding article lol.

 

[02SE]

A better plastic surgeon for her.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

 

[Owen Lucas]

Well, the wedding cost around $70MM of which a lot went to the catering companies and other businesses in Venice. I imagine a lot of the celebs probably dropped some coin at the local boutiques as well. So despite what the protestors say, this was likely a massive infusion of cash to the local economy.

 

[4WD]

Well, the wedding cost around $70MM of which a lot went to the catering companies and other businesses in Venice. I imagine a lot of the celebs probably dropped some coin at the local boutiques as well. So despite what the protestors say, this was likely a massive infusion of cash to the local economy.

And never even requested that any bridges be removed !!!

 

[Hohn]

Unfortunately I am not invited to their Venetian wedding in June of 2026, but it still makes me wonder.

For the couple who has it all, what makes for a meaningful wedding present?

how about a made-in-china, at-home plastic surgery undoing kit?