What to get Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as a wedding gift?

For the couple who has it all, what makes for a meaningful wedding present?
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A once beautiful woman, Lauren has gone too far and it now looks like someone is using her hair as a waterskiing rope.
Ad in her penchant for overexposure and the whole look is just tacky. The richest couple in the world manage to look low rent.

I see this a lot in Hollywood, a touch here and there is ok, after that you just look weird and everyone around you lies to your face about how young and great you look.
This is what happened to Donatella Versace. I think she was quite the looker without the plastic surgery and then she turned into an alien. She could have aged gracefully with just some microneedling, laser, and light collagen injections.

Same thing happened to Madonna, being Italian, she would have aged pretty well, but it's hard losing the 1980s material girl attention, so it looks like she went full bore on the plastic surgery.
 
I worked for a billionaire. There is nothing meaningful that you can purchase as a gift. We tried all sorts of things. The closest we came to something he liked for 5 minutes was a $2,500 radio controlled seaplane that he could fly from his property and crash.

One gift that he liked did not come from us in the flight department:

A brass black powder cannon that shot golf balls. He actually liked shooting it, and brought it along to the various yachts.

It looked much like this, about 2 feet long and a blast to shoot.

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I worked for a billionaire. There is nothing meaningful that you can purchase as a gift. We tried all sorts of things. The closest we came to something he liked for 5 minutes was a $2,500 radio controlled seaplane that he could fly from his property and crash.

One gift that he liked did not come from us in the flight department:

A brass black powder cannon that shot golf balls. He actually liked shooting it, and brought it along to the various yachts.

It looked much like this, about 2 feet long and a blast to shoot.

bna-cannon01.jpg
Wait I want that!
 
This is what happened to Donatella Versace. I think she was quite the looker without the plastic surgery and then she turned into an alien. She could have aged gracefully with just some microneedling, laser, and light collagen injections.

Same thing happened to Madonna, being Italian, she would have aged pretty well, but it's hard losing the 1980s material girl attention, so it looks like she went full bore on the plastic surgery.

Oh God, I had to Google up what they looked like and now I'm deleting my browser history so they don't show up ever again.
 
This is what happened to Donatella Versace. I think she was quite the looker without the plastic surgery and then she turned into an alien. She could have aged gracefully with just some microneedling, laser, and light collagen injections.

Same thing happened to Madonna, being Italian, she would have aged pretty well, but it's hard losing the 1980s material girl attention, so it looks like she went full bore on the plastic surgery.

If someone told me in 85 that there would be a day when Roseanne Barr was better looking than Madonna I would not have believed it true.

When your life and livelihood depends and revolves around your attractiveness it must be a crushing feeling to watch that go away.

That said you can look old or weird, up to you.

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I worked for a billionaire. There is nothing meaningful that you can purchase as a gift. We tried all sorts of things. The closest we came to something he liked for 5 minutes was a $2,500 radio controlled seaplane that he could fly from his property and crash.

One gift that he liked did not come from us in the flight department:

A brass black powder cannon that shot golf balls. He actually liked shooting it, and brought it along to the various yachts.

It looked much like this, about 2 feet long and a blast to shoot.

bna-cannon01.jpg
Thats awesome.

My buddy had two working cannon one that shot 12 gauge shells the other I think a 1/10 civil war cannon.

My boss is not a billionaire but worth 9 figures.

Whats meaningful to him is inclusion into "regular guy" events where he isnt being hondled but is just one of the guys. Come on over for a grilled steak and a beer and shoot the bull for a couple hours.

So often those around him are always wanting something from him he cant just hang a be one of the guys.
 
Northern Autumn children's craft:
A few colorful Autumn leaves artistically arranged and sandwiched between two layers of waxed paper and ironed.

The 2-part chemistry kit which eats away the flesh of a leaf, leaving the larger veins. The next step is a treatment for the delicate and beautiful lacework which accepts silver precipitate. The recipient "creates" an eye catching, super tasteful silver piece which can be worn on a chain.

A can of dolomites and a block of cheese from the local ethnic food store.
 
Madonna looks terrible, luckily she qualifies for an AARP card.

Old woman with crazy amount of plastic surgery look like zombies.

Here in Florida there’s lots of Kim K wannabes over the age of 50.
 
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