What to get Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as a wedding gift?

[Owen Lucas]

Unfortunately I am not invited to their Venetian wedding in June of 2026, but it still makes me wonder.

For the couple who has it all, what makes for a meaningful wedding present?

 

[JavierH19]

Yet another yacht the size of a small cruise ship should do the trick.

 

[oldhp]

A Tesla Cybertruck.

 

[Zee09]

A good divorce lawyer

 

[Zee09]

Unfortunately I am not invited to their Venetian wedding in June of 2026, but it still makes me wonder.

For the couple who has it all, what makes for a meaningful wedding present?

Sorry bro- I was hoping to see you there.........................

 

[jws555]

Amazon gift card.

Regards,
John

 

[UncleDave]

She could use some clothes.

 

[Pablo]

A cheating award plaque

 

[Finklejag]

A better plastic surgeon for her.

 

[Owen Lucas]

Too funny, I should have posted this thread in the humor forum.

 

[rstcso]

A Tesla Cybertruck.

And if you're a Texas Longhorn fan like my neighbor's son...

 

[frankbee3]

Unfortunately I am not invited to their Venetian wedding in June of 2026, but it still makes me wonder.

For the couple who has it all, what makes for a meaningful wedding present?

I tell all my friends that there is a toaster in it for them when they get married. They get a toaster each time they get married. One friend of mine has been given three toasters from me since he has been married three times since I have known him..

 

[frankbee3]

A better plastic surgeon for her.

She really does need a better plastic surgeon. Or, perhaps lay off the repeated applications of plastic injections.

 

[Sumboodie]

Who?

 

[KrisZ]

Wow! Bezos is an epitome of simping and to a blob like looking chick too.

 

[Owen Lucas]

Wow! Bezos is an epitome of simping and to a blob like looking chick too.

Be careful, your Prime membership might get suspended!

 

[Nukeman7]

How about a prenup?

 

[UncleDave]

A better plastic surgeon for her.

A once beautiful woman, Lauren has gone too far and it now looks like someone is using her hair as a waterskiing rope.
Ad in her penchant for overexposure and the whole look is just tacky. The richest couple in the world manage to look low rent.

I see this a lot in Hollywood, a touch here and there is ok, after that you just look weird and everyone around you lies to your face about how young and great you look.

Being an ugly guy has been absolutely liberating, no one hires you or does anything for you because of how you look.
There is zero mental anguish about looking old as you age because you had no looks to lose one the first place.

 

[frankbee3]

A once beautiful woman, Lauren has gone too far and it now looks like someone is using her hair as a waterskiing rope.
Ad in her penchant for overexposure and the whole look is just tacky. The richest couple in the world manage to look low rent.

I see this a lot in Hollywood, a touch here and there is ok, after that you just look weird and everyone around you lies to your face about how young and great you look.

Being an ugly guy has been absolutely liberating, no one hires you or does anything for you because of how you look.
There is zero mental anguish about looking old as you age you had no looks to lose one the first place.

Yes, she was beautiful once, but tacky is a well chosen word to describe how she looks now. She doesn't leave much to the imagination.

 

[opus1]

How about a ride on a Space-X mission?