Yes, I agree, which is why I found it interesting that the AMC/Jeep 4.0L was a particularly sensitive case, I assume due to what you've touched-on in your post.
Exactly, and obviously this is not to say that colder oils don't bring problems to the table- they do and that's a fact.
That said,
Many of the problems attributed to cold oil aren't. That too is a fact.
Remember basic physical science and physics- if the compound is in a liquid state at all, it will flow,. Then its a question of the power required to make it flow.
A PD gear pump "has that power" so if its built right and turning with the starter- its got the NPSH to lift that fluid what amounts to about an inch (horizontal doesn't matter) and will do so with full force and in a fraction of a second.
By virtue of the gear mesh it will also impart mechanical shear and heat into the fluid so its warming as it moves.
If the oil ever reached a state where it would take more force than the pump can generate, then ZERO oil moves and will NOT "move" until someone thaws it. If that were the case the engine would lock up in just a second or two so there would be no need to thaw the oil then.
It wouldn't clunk, clunk and eventually smooth out- that's a sign right there that the oil was fluid enough to be picked up and pumped.