I'm not trying to steer the thread off topic. I'm trying to show that as you've narrowly and artificially constrained the issue, the answers you give are quite meaningless.
First, you continue to characterize the values we get in our $20-50 UOAs as "wear metals". Not valid at all. You simply have no way to separate what's truly a result of wear and what's generated by the other processes, which at least you've finally acknowledged exist. Still waiting for you to explain this. The topic, as you've defined it, is meaningless until you do.
Second, Pablo is dead right about statistical significance. You pluck a number of similar (but not controlled) samples from our melange of UOAs, and declare the you can draw hard conclusions therefrom. Then, when playing your game, I do the same, you declare that a "rare occurence". Dan, that's simple english for "not statistically significant". If you're going to hold me to that standard, you'd better live up to it yourself.
Third, you miss the point of WHY the subject auto makers really spec the syns. It's because if the oil, syn or dino, can't hold up to the temps involved, then it isn't going to be long before the metal parts find one another, and then your holy grail wear metals are going to suddenly be in the stratosphere. So in fact, even as you've artificially limited the topic, this is still very relevant.
Fourth, as another poster correctly pointed out, the dinos are certainly getting far better than they used to be. But as the oil envelope is being pushed, so is the engine design envelope. And as a result, we see certain designs pushing past the capability of the oil used, resulting in some well known disaster cases, such as the Toyota 1MZ V-6, the Chrysler 2.7, etc. When I owned a sludgemaker era 1MZ, my dealer's recommendation -- use M1. Another crack smoker, I suppose. Actually, another reason I like syns -- added margin of protection when things get out of hand. Again, if and when oil fails then we're back to metal meeting metal, and then your wear metals will certainly be rising.
Finally, as purely as a matter of style, I enjoyed your comment, "Smartypants... Hadn't heard that one in a while." I guess you have not been listening to yourself. You certainly enjoy putting the blade into those with whom you disagree -- you should be prepared to get like you give. Hey, if you can't take the heat, get out of the crankcase. . .