Swine Flu!

[BrianWC]

Save the bacon!

Hey, some big wig govt scientist said in the press conference other day that there were not the same markers in the current flu as were in the 1918. Good enough for me, resume normal function. Extra ammo saved for zombies.

 

[Pablo]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/03/swine.flu.react/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

 

[BrianWC]

My wife's practice has had more phones slammed in their ear this past week than ever when they've told people they won't give them tamiflu without coming in for a flu test.

 

[DragRace]

Originally Posted By: wavinwayne
Geez, aren't you all dead from the piggyflu yet!?


Wow,I thought that the only thing on the news was the economy,man I better start watching this

Then again,I've got better things to do,then to become part of more paranoia.

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: BrianWC

Good enough for me, resume normal function. Extra ammo saved for zombies.

Wise man. You do have to prioritize potential threats. Zombies are up there in the hierarchy of threats where additional ammo could be useful.

 

[BrianWC]

Good thing there's this resource: http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

 

[oilyriser]

There really are too many zombies around these days. Maybe the flu will take care of them, if we nurture it properly.

 

[Pablo]

Freedom? You ain't got no steenkin' freedoms!!

 

[Gary Allan]

(reminded of when I would visit my work partner's house and he would hear his future to be estranged wife hacking in another room. He would call her name and repeatedly ask, "Are you all right?". When she replied, "Yeah" ..he'd respond, "****"

)

 

[Shannow]

Heard today in the office...humour down here means that the crisis has sunk in, been adapted to, and is likely over.

"I called the swine flu hotline today...don't bother calling THAT"
"why"
"all you get is crackle"

and

"When a black man ran for president, we heard 'and pigs will fly'
Now the swine flu"

Last one was a stretch, but we ain't seen any Economic Crisis jokes (other than the obvious)

 

[Pablo]

Saw the swine flew one on another site.

I think if we could incorporate trunk monkeys into the economy, we'd about have 'er done.

 

[BrianWC]

Notice the WHO woman mentioned the more virulent strain in the fall like I was mentioning a few days back....

 

[heathenbrewing]