As someone who have made a career out of using statistics to forecast and drive several multi billion dollar businesses using hundreds of millions of rows of large dB data, I find your use of the word statistics is irrelevant without numbers and calculations.You could find every photo in existence of people standing in such lines, all the procrastinators. It would be statistically irrelevant.
And that is just the starting place. Those numbers, data, calculations and results have to be intrepreted to garner value from them.
Pulling numbers outta some strange place is the very reason statistics have such a bad reputation.