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Son rips out fathers pacemaker "Jesse Fierstine, 32, has been arrested and is accused of cutting the pacemaker out of his 63-year-old father Charles Fierstine's chest at the father's home southeast of Manchester." "When Delaware County sheriff's deputies arrived, wires were protruding from Charles Fierstine's chest."
 
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Undiagnosed mental illness. Son thought the pacemaker was 'reading his thoughts' or 'transmitting messages'... I'm sure that will come out in the next little while. Still, that's pretty brutal. Never heard of that happening.
 
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I remember reading a story about a guy who tried to do his own vasectomy. He read up on it, got some local anesthesia, scalpel, and mirror. Turns out he couldn't finish the procedure for some reason and had to call the paramedics to rescue him.
 
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 Originally Posted By: addyguy
Undiagnosed mental illness. Son thought the pacemaker was 'reading his thoughts' or 'transmitting messages'... I'm sure that will come out in the next little while. Still, that's pretty brutal. Never heard of that happening.
Yeah. The alien implant theory. Maybe techno-zombies.
 

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 Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
 Originally Posted By: addyguy
Undiagnosed mental illness. Son thought the pacemaker was 'reading his thoughts' or 'transmitting messages'... I'm sure that will come out in the next little while. Still, that's pretty brutal. Never heard of that happening.
Yeah. The alien implant theory. Maybe techno-zombies.
Maybe he thought it was an iPod.
 
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