Pressure is not flow!!
Someone mentioned the test we used to do on motors to test bearings, chunking up the distributor shaft with an electric drill
(thus spinning the oil pump) and looking at the crankshaft bearings with the pan off. Even with lots of pressure, virtually no oil flows through that .002 bearing clearance when:
the oil is cold and you have good bearings.
Now, according to the big GM/Mobil/others study that was published in the SAE journal around 1980, the cylinder walls are starved for oil for a long time after startup with thicker oils in cold temperatures. When hot the situation changes from "a drop of oil every once in a while" to a continous shower of oil.
That study was the forerunner of the switch from 10wXXX oils to 5Wxxx oils. Their test results showed that cylinder wall wear was clearly much less with 5wXX oils, then with 10Wxx oils during the first 3 miles of operation - and that the bearings themselves were uneffected either way.
Those old enough to have done a lot of machine shop work in the 70's will remember that Ford attempted to save money by eliminating the little "squirter" drill hole in the top side of the rods big end. That resulted in thousands of engines being rebuilt in the north by Ford, under warranty due to extreme cylinder wall wear and scoring. (many at about 35,000 miles) This problem did not occur in the south at all!!! Note that those engines would have had plenty of pressure, but little flow, with cold thick oil in wintertime. I personally witnessed a 460 CI Lincoln continental, a 200 CI maverick and a pair of 2300 CC Pintos, all paid for by Ford under warranty. (The undrilled rods were always replaced when doing warranty work)
And, enhancing my paycheck.......
As you can see, arguments that center around how fast the pressure comes up are meaninless. Only flow counts - for the cylinder walls.
Some motors, like BUICKGN's 3.8 get lots of flow from the rod bearings due to their tortured crankshaft design and GM I believe always recommended 10Wxx oils in them. And many Turbo models have additional oil sprayed up to cool the piston bottoms, perhaps Buick can give us additional information about the 3.8's peculiar oil requirements.