"Excelerated Oil is 99.7% pure and 70% more biodegradable than traditional solvent based oils."
Apple juice???
Apple juice???
anyone used excelerated oil 10-30% better mileage!
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Solvent "BASED"?!
Looks like a bottle of Crisco canola oil to me...
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I guess going Synlube on it was inevitable
For anyone marketing a new product, I'd say that a round or two here would probably be a good primer on what NOT to allow your marketing weasels to publish.
I was going to add that I thought the bottling was more appropriate for some "power-ade" drink.
It could inspire the "P.F. Flyer" impressions with the "Action Wedge" that allowed you to run faster and jump higher.
For anyone marketing a new product, I'd say that a round or two here would probably be a good primer on what NOT to allow your marketing weasels to publish.
I was going to add that I thought the bottling was more appropriate for some "power-ade" drink.
It could inspire the "P.F. Flyer" impressions with the "Action Wedge" that allowed you to run faster and jump higher.
So, where in Denver are they? At some test site that you need a Top Secret or better security clearence to visit? A bunch of empty intersections?
$4000 in oil changes in 30k miles......................
Love this line "Oil pure enough to be used in medicine and cosmetics."
So I guess we'll see Lisa Robertson hawking this on QVC?
$4000 in oil changes in 30k miles......................
Love this line "Oil pure enough to be used in medicine and cosmetics."
So I guess we'll see Lisa Robertson hawking this on QVC?
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Looks like the "oil" comes in a used Gatorade bottle......
Whoops, computer refreshing slow today. Gary beat me to it.
no thanks.
Dave
Whoops, computer refreshing slow today. Gary beat me to it.
no thanks.
Dave
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Did anyone else follow the links to what they called their former parent company? After drilling down a bit I ran into this:
http://www.guardianlube.com/page/page/5011875.htm#93758
Quote: Since our oil is not compatible with synthetic oils at any concentration, we sell Guardian Prime, which you run for one oil change before switching to the Guardian Extended Performance Oil. This provides a smooth transition from synthetic and allows you to savor the full experience of increased performance in your engine. I don't know if this applies to "Excelerated oil" but I found it interesting!
http://www.guardianlube.com/page/page/5011875.htm#93758
Quote: Since our oil is not compatible with synthetic oils at any concentration, we sell Guardian Prime, which you run for one oil change before switching to the Guardian Extended Performance Oil. This provides a smooth transition from synthetic and allows you to savor the full experience of increased performance in your engine. I don't know if this applies to "Excelerated oil" but I found it interesting!
benz -- your pet rock gave birth to a litter of gravel? wow. this is what happens when cousins marry.just kidding, man.the only scam better than the pet rock -- a woman in chatham, about 50 mi.east of windsor, was selling property on the moon.no shoot !! several movie stars and businessmen actually bought property on the moon, and received a deed.that woman is my hero.too bad she got busted, since she was setting up a plan to sell property on mars. i kid you not.
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So, where in Denver are they? At some test site that you need a Top Secret or better security clearence to visit? A bunch of empty intersections?
$4000 in oil changes in 30k miles......................
Love this line "Oil pure enough to be used in medicine and cosmetics."
So I guess we'll see Lisa Robertson hawking this on QVC?
Boy, you guys are tough on folks. It's plain to see the $4000.00 is a typo and should have been $400.00 and what they are saying about the "pure oil" is true, as is everyone else's Group II and III base stock. Clear as a glass of water before you start putting additives in it. Guardian Lubricants is the company in Kansas City that makes the oil, the company in Denver is a mobile oil change outfit.
They should proof read what they type, I agree but the claim that bothers me the most is the one about not being compatible with any kind of synthetic. Just do not understand that one at all.
So, where in Denver are they? At some test site that you need a Top Secret or better security clearence to visit? A bunch of empty intersections?
$4000 in oil changes in 30k miles......................
Love this line "Oil pure enough to be used in medicine and cosmetics."
So I guess we'll see Lisa Robertson hawking this on QVC?
Boy, you guys are tough on folks. It's plain to see the $4000.00 is a typo and should have been $400.00 and what they are saying about the "pure oil" is true, as is everyone else's Group II and III base stock. Clear as a glass of water before you start putting additives in it. Guardian Lubricants is the company in Kansas City that makes the oil, the company in Denver is a mobile oil change outfit.
They should proof read what they type, I agree but the claim that bothers me the most is the one about not being compatible with any kind of synthetic. Just do not understand that one at all.
I understand it can also grow hair.
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Yeah, if you look at the UOA section... they're not out there that far at all.
Nobody believes that any oil will provide fuel savings of anything like 10%, much less 20% or 30%, or more.
If some small blender could develop such a chemistry, they'd sell it for how many millions of dollars to an XOM or BP or SOPUS, who would then use it to wipe the shelves and the bulk tanks clean of every other company's products.
It is not likely that they would instead use some "we'll come to your house and change your oil and top of your winscreen washer fluid" company as their distributor.
A metaphor for Synlube, in a different form and context.
If some small blender could develop such a chemistry, they'd sell it for how many millions of dollars to an XOM or BP or SOPUS, who would then use it to wipe the shelves and the bulk tanks clean of every other company's products.
It is not likely that they would instead use some "we'll come to your house and change your oil and top of your winscreen washer fluid" company as their distributor.
A metaphor for Synlube, in a different form and context.
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Excelerated Oil works by using a combination of hydrodynamics and thermodynamics.
Whooopeee! As are all oils.
He forgot superimportant and impressive words such as elastohydrodynamic, Lipophillic, Ratio of Specific Heats, heterogeneous and homogeneous, etc,
Excelerated Oil works by using a combination of hydrodynamics and thermodynamics.
Whooopeee! As are all oils.
He forgot superimportant and impressive words such as elastohydrodynamic, Lipophillic, Ratio of Specific Heats, heterogeneous and homogeneous, etc,
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Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see a price, viscosity, or any rating but API. Nor a list of filters. Certainly no ACEA rating...
Is he really going to drive halfway across the country to change my oil, then again in five weeks and do it again?
Synslop costs $32/bottle, and doesn't even offer a filter I could use, and wouldn't sell it to me anyway as I'm at 112,000 miles. A clunker according to Kefurt. (Not to mention the fact that I won't give them my VIN number...)
Is he really going to drive halfway across the country to change my oil, then again in five weeks and do it again?
Synslop costs $32/bottle, and doesn't even offer a filter I could use, and wouldn't sell it to me anyway as I'm at 112,000 miles. A clunker according to Kefurt. (Not to mention the fact that I won't give them my VIN number...)
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a sucker is born every minute...
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If some small blender could develop such a chemistry, they'd sell it for how many millions of dollars to an XOM or BP or SOPUS, who would then use it to wipe the shelves and the bulk tanks clean of every other company's products.
I don't think this would occur. Major blenders are like the BIG 3. They bat the same crowd back and forth between each other in a managed fixed market (it may expand ..but). There's a given amount of raw material available that has to go somewhere and they have a considerable investment in giving it a place to go.
That is, even if technologically feasible, I don't see any revolutions taking place. Evolutions, surely. We're in the middle of them now. If portals were invented tomorrow, they wouldn't displace the massive transportation market overnight even if you could make enough of them in a day. The shock to the downstream economics would be too hard to handle.
If some small blender could develop such a chemistry, they'd sell it for how many millions of dollars to an XOM or BP or SOPUS, who would then use it to wipe the shelves and the bulk tanks clean of every other company's products.
I don't think this would occur. Major blenders are like the BIG 3. They bat the same crowd back and forth between each other in a managed fixed market (it may expand ..but). There's a given amount of raw material available that has to go somewhere and they have a considerable investment in giving it a place to go.
That is, even if technologically feasible, I don't see any revolutions taking place. Evolutions, surely. We're in the middle of them now. If portals were invented tomorrow, they wouldn't displace the massive transportation market overnight even if you could make enough of them in a day. The shock to the downstream economics would be too hard to handle.
I would buy it if there were nano particles in it.
NASCAR really does use it .They pour it into other bottles to fool the competition.
I would bet that is the oil that Dannica really runs in her engines.
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