Equinox gym membership. Over $200 a month now. Worth it just for the look on people's faces when I tell them how much it is.
Makes me go though and it's super nice. No riff raff either.
And there are also other places like Orange Theory or Barry's which are even more money.
I could afford it, but I'm guessing you don't like guys like me in a gym like that...and I don't want to be in a gym like that anyways.
Steel plates, heavy metal, loud noises, and HEAVY weight being moved.