You still play with the heavily dusted Lucas Stabilizer display....still.
You find a bottle of 0w16 and shake it in amazement and disbelief and truly admit to yourself and someone else there is no way that's going in a car of your stable EVER.
You give a second look to the 20,000 mile advertising from both Supertech,QSUD as you try to save money in this uncertain economy and see them under 20$ a jug.
Looks are given to the ST 20k oil filters, though you feel better with a Tough Guard or Ultra as far as fitment.
You laugh inside when you see someone buy the white can of Seafoam knowing it does nothing, has no PEA and costs more than the Gumout Multitune which is cheaper,has PEA and can be used to help lessen GDI issues.
You open the fram filter and finger the hole to make sure there isn't any snags or sharp metal slivers along with making sure the filter matches the box. You soon discover you knicked your finger, an associate has called the manager and after thirty minutes of first aid you get a 10 dollar gift card. After your near death experience you investigate and find a couple other boxes have been tampered with and you proceed to take them to the same manager to start a criminal investigation as a thank you for his helping you.
You provide tech support to the unknowing in the automotive aisle. Your summer job at a parts store as the driver gets a big jump in confidence and your tell them everything about oil that they didn't know and probably didn't want to know.