After years and years of being on BITOG, I wasn't aware that accumulating hordes of oil was a part-time hobby in this community. I tried searching in the search bar for biggest oil stashes, and it returned nothing. Why doesn't this thread exist? lol
Please show us (pic preferably) or describe your oil stash. Who has the grandest of them all? Who has the highest Quantity? Who has the most valuable stash if measured by cost of oil? 500 Quarts of redline vs 500 Quarts of $1 dollar tree motor oil? Makes a difference. Winner gets bragging rights. Go.
Bonus round, Who has the biggest Handlebar Mustache?