What your car says about you

[55Test]

Don't know if this has been posted here before, so here goes.

What Your Car Says About You

Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend- I´m too bland for German cars

Acura NSX- I am impotent

Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people´s reactions when I tell them I have a ´Vette

Chevrolet Corvette- I´m in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.

Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.

Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.

Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)

Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler

MGB- I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante- I don´t know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I´m going to make a....

Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA´s Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more

Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Very funny!!

I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles:

Subaru Brat -
Cadillac Escalade -
Delorean -
Toyota Echo -
Renault Le Car -
Pontiac Aztek -
Dodge Omni -

 

[wavinwayne]

my VW GTI 1.8T =

 

[RL]

quote:

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Originally posted by ToyotaNSaturn:
Very funny!!

I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles:

Subaru Brat -
Cadillac Escalade -
Delorean -
Toyota Echo -
Renault Le Car -
Pontiac Aztek -
Dodge Omni -

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Subaru Brat - Help! This thing just won't die!!!
Cadillac Escalade - Will 40" rims fit?
Delorean - The next person to make a "Back to the Future" joke gets it...
Toyota Echo -

Renault Le Car - I don't care about finding replacement parts.
Pontiac Aztek - I wanted something a little different this time...
Dodge Omni -

 

[obbop]

Pontiac Aztec: No trouble here when it's time to find my vehicle in the filled-to-capacity mall parking lot.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Pontiac Aztek - A vehicle that looks like it also doubles as a flotation device. You can go whitewater rafting without ever leaving your vehicle!

 

[rg144]

How about:
Dodge Omni - It was a toss-up between this and the AMC Gremlin.
Toyota Echo - because the new Beetle doesn't come in 4-doors,

The family says about my Buick, "It's not your father's Oldsmobile; --- more like your grandfather's".

 

[XS650]

I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles:

Subaru Brat - Named after it's drivers
Cadillac Escalade - Chevy Tahoe for Pimps
Delorean - Did you check inside the door panels?
Toyota Echo -
Renault Le Car - Le Joke was on Le Americans
Pontiac Aztek - Monctezuma's revenge
Dodge Omni - Neutered rabbit.

 

[kenw]

a correction:

Ford Mustang: Daddy pays the insurance.

and to be added:

Ford F350 4WD Diesel Dualie: ah flunked my CDL.

H2: I'm compensating for everything in my life....

Porsche Cayenne Turbo: I'm compensating for everything in my life AND my entire family's ancestry.....

 

[mormit]

Pontiac Aztek- "Finally a car with the sensibilities of a 14th century Aztec warrior in mind"
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

 

[Pablo]

Although the initial one is old - all these are funny....some would be even funnier if could invoke politics and sexual "preference".....


Volvo = I am frightened by life
Old Volvo = I love the earth, therefor I will drive this car into it..

 

[kenw]

Pontiac Aztek: The case AGAINST legalized marijuana.

 

[Pablo]

kenw - that is FUNNY!!!