What your car says about you

[55Test]

Don't know if this has been posted here before, so here goes. What Your Car Says About You Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend- I´m too bland for German cars Acura NSX- I am impotent Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people´s reactions when I tell them I have a ´Vette Chevrolet Corvette- I´m in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above) Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler MGB- I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante- I don´t know what it means either Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I´m going to make a.... Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA´s Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Very funny!! I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles: Subaru Brat - Cadillac Escalade - Delorean - Toyota Echo - Renault Le Car - Pontiac Aztek - Dodge Omni -

 

[wavinwayne]

my VW GTI 1.8T =

 

[RL]

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Originally posted by ToyotaNSaturn: Very funny!! I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles: Subaru Brat - Cadillac Escalade - Delorean - Toyota Echo - Renault Le Car - Pontiac Aztek - Dodge Omni -

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Subaru Brat - Help! This thing just won't die!!! Cadillac Escalade - Will 40" rims fit? Delorean - The next person to make a "Back to the Future" joke gets it... Toyota Echo - Renault Le Car - I don't care about finding replacement parts. Pontiac Aztek - I wanted something a little different this time... Dodge Omni -

 

[obbop]

Pontiac Aztec: No trouble here when it's time to find my vehicle in the filled-to-capacity mall parking lot.

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Pontiac Aztek - A vehicle that looks like it also doubles as a flotation device. You can go whitewater rafting without ever leaving your vehicle!

 

[rg144]

How about: Dodge Omni - It was a toss-up between this and the AMC Gremlin. Toyota Echo - because the new Beetle doesn't come in 4-doors, The family says about my Buick, "It's not your father's Oldsmobile; --- more like your grandfather's".

 

[XS650]

I'd like to hear other's "comments" on these vehicles: Subaru Brat - Named after it's drivers Cadillac Escalade - Chevy Tahoe for Pimps Delorean - Did you check inside the door panels? Toyota Echo - Renault Le Car - Le Joke was on Le Americans Pontiac Aztek - Monctezuma's revenge Dodge Omni - Neutered rabbit.

 

[kenw]

a correction: Ford Mustang: Daddy pays the insurance. and to be added: Ford F350 4WD Diesel Dualie: ah flunked my CDL. H2: I'm compensating for everything in my life.... Porsche Cayenne Turbo: I'm compensating for everything in my life AND my entire family's ancestry.....

 

[mormit]

Pontiac Aztek- "Finally a car with the sensibilities of a 14th century Aztec warrior in mind" http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

 

[Pablo]

Although the initial one is old - all these are funny....some would be even funnier if could invoke politics and sexual "preference"..... Volvo = I am frightened by life Old Volvo = I love the earth, therefor I will drive this car into it..

 

[kenw]

Pontiac Aztek: The case AGAINST legalized marijuana.

 

[Pablo]

kenw - that is FUNNY!!!