If I have one piece of pie and my wife has two pieces of pie, how many pieces of pie to I have??After eating this piece I have one more left for later today. My wife has two pieces left because she has greater self-control than I do, and I'm pretty disciplined.
You are just trying to confuse me in my weakened state!If I have one piece of pie and my wife has two pieces of pie, how many pieces of pie to I have??
Nice bread but please hold the livers. TJ's has discontinued their dark whole-grain bread. They say they are looking for a new distributor.
This is from The Breadfarm. Rye flour only. Down to my last 3 tins of cod liver. About to place an order. Want some drop shipped?
Thank you for the most generous offer but I must decline with regret. Even my cats pale at the sight of cod liver.
Mine only eat crunchy food and mackerel pate. Go figure. Previous gens of cat would be all over any fish type tin, even bringing it out of the pantry, unopened. A real bother.
My cats will slink around my legs and hop on the counter, on the table, or on my shoulders as soon as I have fresh or canned fish in my hands. They must recognize the cans. I give them lots of boiled chicken mixed with broccoli. They should be on a rodent diet.
The correct answer is, "However many my wife says I have."You are just trying to confuse me in my weakened state!
Then I'll defer to the boss.The correct answer is, "However many my wife says I have."
Hold the catsup!
1 tablespoon Skippy creamy peanutbutter that's good 
