My new neighbor convinced me to do the OCI on his other car
Of course the second I get the filter off, it begins to rain

2020 QX60 (Infiniti Pathfinder), 8k, VQ35DD something that I now despise

The dipstick is a war crime, and an affront to human decency

YOU CAN'T GET A DECENT FUNNEL IN WITHOUT REMOVING THE ENGINE COVER

Typical quick lube nonsense, RTV over the over crushed Nissan copper crush washer
Cleaned all that off, fresh crush washer
Plain STP oil filter that was on WAY TOO TIGHT
Forcing said oil filter off made me brush against the already loose inner wheel liner, breaking the already loose clips
Let it drain in the rain, luckily it broke half hour later

The oil was significantly darker and I don't think 5 quarts drained

OEM Nissan Gohner Oil filter, 5qts of M1 AFE 0w20
A can of brake cleaner, some washer fluid, some clips I found in the shed to keep the splash shield from rattling
The coolant overflow is EMPTY

I open the radiator cap, it starts bubbling (engines cool to touch)

I don't stock Nissan Blue, off to Advance for some Peak OE Asian blue
Fill the overflow, check the tires, vacuum the compost out of the cowl
Drive it ~25 feet off my driveway and back onto his
...at least I profited, so that's something

It's all ready for it's trip to Canada next week

How a barely 3 year old car with 8,000 miles become such a minor burden

His Highlander last weekend was child's play in comparison