Today's word is fluctuations.

[GROUCHO MARX]

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

 

[sciphi]

LOL.

 

[Steve S]

Thankyou!!!

 

[Johnny]

Now that's funny.

 

[kkreit01]

I received this a few weeks ago, and thought it was the funniest I've heard in a long time. I debated whether or not to post it here. I'm glad someone was brave enough.

 

[jaj]

Originally Posted By: GROUCHO MARX
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"



That's a REALLY OLD joke!

 

[Johnny]

It may be old, but it is the first time I've seen it. So to me anyway, it is a new joke.

 

[greenaccord02]

That's a new one on me, too. Good one, IMO!

 

[Volvo_ST1]

It's the type of joke a pubescent boy finds funny. Then again, this is a family-oriented site, so this joke will resonate with many.

 

[Papa Bear]

Originally Posted By: Johnny
It may be old, but it is the first time I've seen it. So to me anyway, it is a new joke.


At my age I may have seen it just last week but it's new today .....

 

[jaj]

Originally Posted By: Papa Bear
Originally Posted By: Johnny
It may be old, but it is the first time I've seen it. So to me anyway, it is a new joke.


At my age I may have seen it just last week but it's new today .....

OK, so I'm in Vancouver, where the population is probably 25% Asian over all, and over 50% in some parts of town. Over the last 40 years I've heard pretty much all the Asian jokes, even the ones the Asians tell about "us".

Euthanasia is about high school kids in China, right?

 

[tinmanSC]

HA! this was a good one!

 

[addyguy]

Love it!

 

[gfh77665]

Originally Posted By: kkreit01
I debated whether or not to post it here. I'm glad someone was brave enough.


This one stands, and the hooker joke did too, but "pharmacy humor" was deleted? Hard to figure...