The car has less than 100,000 miles, there's not a dent on the body, although the paint can use a cleaning and wax, there's not a rip or a tear anywhere in the interior, no material is faded, the dash is perfect, and every knob, button, switch, gauge, and interior light works just as it came from the factory.
Compression is high and even, on a 6,500+ mile trip the car used about 4-ounces of oil at most, highway mileage was above 37mpg, and many tanks were kissing 38mpg.
The only repairs needed are a replacement for a turn signal bulb and a new battery for the key fog ... oh, one of the windshield wiper squirters is out of alignment ... it doesn't squirt quite where it should for best coverage.
That said, I've been convinced that getting a second car, a beater, is probably not the best idea right now. I appreciate all the suggestions.