Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP-What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE-Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. BUG-The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE-What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE-Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP-Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. TERMINAL-Time to call the undertaker. CRASH-When you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL-The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE-Female Disco dancer. FAX-What you lie about to the IRS. HACKER-Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. HARDCOPY-Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. INTERNET-Where cafeteria workers put their hair. KEYBOARD-Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC-Big Bubba's favorite food. MEGAHERTZ-How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM-What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall. MOUSE PAD-Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK-Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. ONLINE-Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. ROM-Where the pope lives. SCREEN-Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. SERIAL PORT-A red wine you drink with breakfast. SUPERCONDUCTOR-Amtrak's Employee of the year. SCSI-What you call your week-old underwear. DOWNLOAD-Getting the firewood off the pickup. WINDOWS-What you shut when it gets cold. LOG ON-Making the wood stove hotter. HARD DRIVE-Getting home during the mud season. [ June 27, 2004, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: motorguy222 ]