A Southerner is sitting in a Cracker Barrel Restaurant having his
breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits, and jam, when a Northerner,
chewing loudly and obnoxiously on bubble gum, sits down next to him.
The Southerner continues his breakfast &ignores the Northerner who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole
slice?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum and chuckling) "We don't. Up
North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and
then, send it down South."
After a moment of silence the Southerner asks: "Do y'all have sex up
North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And, he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "Do y'all ever use condoms?"
Northerner: "Sure."
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em
down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
breakfast of coffee, grits, biscuits, and jam, when a Northerner,
chewing loudly and obnoxiously on bubble gum, sits down next to him.
The Southerner continues his breakfast &ignores the Northerner who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole
slice?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum and chuckling) "We don't. Up
North, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and
then, send it down South."
After a moment of silence the Southerner asks: "Do y'all have sex up
North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And, he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "Do y'all ever use condoms?"
Northerner: "Sure."
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em
down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."
