Poor old man in parking lot

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So I'm driving the ever popular "Bluesmobile" today, (1993 Ford Taurus painted black and white. The front bumper is missing so I bolted on a couple of pieces of PVC pipe as a replacement - painted them black so they'd match)

After yesterdays adventures with law enforcement, I thought I should change my vehicles "just in case." (I'm also wearing a different hat as well - in a word "stealth.")

Anyway, the ole Bluesmoble is like Van Halens "Panama" (running a little bit hot tonight - cue Eddie on the guitar - thank you). So I pull into a parking lot and pop the hood just to make sure I don't have a coolant leak somewhere. I'm bent over the motor when an old man who can barely walk, hobbles up to me and says, "everything okay?" "Nothing to worry about" I reply, "just running a little bit hot." He looks at the car and says, "Old police cruiser, you know, I had one of these back in 19 . . . ."

That was as far as he got as the moment he started to travel down memory lane, his Brunhilda wife started yelling with a voice of nails on a chalkboard "HERBERT!!!! HERBERT!!!!! YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN AND GET IN THIS CAR THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!" The sorrow in his eyes reminded me of a ship full of refugees from the Irish Potato Famine seeing their homeland for the last time. I thought he would cry and I felt like crying for him. Poor man. Be strong brother! There's a better life on distant shore where we shall all meet by and by. Please fellows, don't let this happen to me. If it ever gets that bad, someone come and put me out of my misery. The code word is "Aavardark."
 
Wasn't me.
I haven't been in Florida in several years.

Wayne
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I got that with crabby mothers, kids, and my motorcycle.

Though they should probably not touch the hot motor/ exhaust parts.

But the mothers think I'm some sort of meth dealer from the looks in their eyes.
 
Sounds like the old couple in Duel.Mouthy wife telling the henpecked hubby to get out of there.....Jeeummm!
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino
I got that with crabby mothers, kids, and my motorcycle.

Though they should probably not touch the hot motor/ exhaust parts.

But the mothers think I'm some sort of meth dealer from the looks in their eyes.


Yes, as far as they are concerned, you just got out of prison, are tweaking, and are about to abduct their kid. Amber alert!

Parental fear is at an all time high. There are lots of sensational news stories to get super mommies worked up during the day. Even though the days of big bad men on bikes largely ended after the feds infiltrated all the major motorcycle gangs, and every white collar professional went out and bought a bike for their midlife crisis, seeing their kid talking to some guy with a bike gets the stereotype wheels spinning. At that point aimless terror sets in, and the kids must be ushered back to the safety of the crossover activity vehicle to watch some more TV. Nothing kills youthful curiosity like some more brain sludge.

I feel bad for the old guy too. Geez lady, let him have a few minutes of fun/interaction with other people. He's probably been putting up with that for a long time.
 
Originally Posted By: John_K
Grow a pair, old man!
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If it hasn't happened by this point in the old guy's life, it isn't going to.
 
Unfortunately I bet we all know a few who get treated like that.. At any age. Have to feel sorry. But I guess it works for them...
 
You should of let him tinker a bit with your car and listened to his stories. Would of made his week.

Lol gotcha. *silently stores "aavardark" in the vault for the future...*
 
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nice, you should have gone over to the old lady and told her you were with the husband police. At least it would have confused her for a second and the old guy would have been able to chuckle inside.
 
I'm envisioning you saying to the old guy "How'd you like to go grab a burger and a beer, hop in." The old guy hops in and off you go. Boy, would I like to see the old lady's face then...

Aavardark, got it, check.
 
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