She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there brushing some of the trail dust from her face and hair, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old woman and said, "Have you ever danced?" The old woman replied, "Never did and never wanted to." A crowd gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well old bag, you're gonna dance now," and proceeded to fire at the old woman's feet. The old woman prospector, not wanting to get her feet shot off jumped at each shot. Everyone was laughing. After the last round was fired, he holstered his weapon and went back into the saloon. The old woman turned back to her pack mule and retrieved her double-barreled shotgun. She went into the saloon and cocked both hammers. The click was heard throughout the saloon and the saloon got real quiet. The young gunslinger heard the sound too, and turned around slowly, only to be staring down two large steel tubes. The old woman said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mules behind?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No mam, but I always wanted to." THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US: 1 - Never be arrogant. 2 - Don't waste ammunition. 3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. 4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power. 5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.