As a few BITOG'ers know, I've been thinking about offloading my Yaris (a lemon, to put it nicely). Anyhow, I was at the Ford dealership in the Markham, Ontario mall (partial dealership, anyways), and they had a Mustang Bullit on clearance for 29K.
Salesman: "How can I be of help to you today?"
Me: "Exactly how old do I have to be to have a mid-life crisis?"
Salesman: "How can I be of help to you today?"
Me: "Exactly how old do I have to be to have a mid-life crisis?"