I'm going to throw this out there. There is a famous diagram out there (I'll try scare it up later) that shows the oil galleries in the block of an LS engine. There is one gallery in each side of the block. I believe the galleries in both sides of the block deliver oil to the lifters. The way the oil makes it way to the rockers, is that the lifter bore receives oil, delivers it to the inside of the lifter through a port in the side the lifter. It then delivers oil to the inside of the hollow push rod and then shows up at the top of the head at the rockers. The sealing of the bottom of the push rod is simply a metal on metal sealing between the mushroomed bottom end of the push rod against the concave upper end of the lifter. There is a check valve in the lifter to keep it from draining and allow oil to flow through the port at the top of the lifter into the hollow push rod.
The oil port for the cam bearings is drilled from the driver's side gallery. Although a set of cam bearings has two holes, only the driver's side hole in the bearing is aligned with the port in the block. When you hammer in the bearings you have to be careful to align the hole in drivers side of the block with one hole in the bearing. From there the oil just leaks off back into the pan.
Now, looking at the diagram, it looks like the gallery in the driver's side intersects the horizontal gallery. Oil moves downward through the gallery to feed the cam bearings and some continues to the top of the main bearings. Also, I believe the center of each connecting rod is drilled to take oil from the main bearing and feed it up through the center of the connecting rod to journal bearing of the rod where the pin of the piston rides.
So basically I'm thinking all the oiling for the main bearings, rod bearings and rod journal bearings is all done from the supply of oil from the drivers side horizontal gallery,.
Now imagine if the cam bearings are worn (and they are guaranteed to be worn at 289,000 miles), and there is wear in the main bearings, connecting rod bearings, and the oil will escape easily into the pan. This means there might be less pressure available to send oil to the lifters, through the push rods and to the top of the heads. This means the lifters might be starved of oil resulting in wear in the lifters and rockers. In that case a person might find wear between the push rod and lifter resulting in ticking.
Can someone confirm if the oiling for the main bearings come only from the drivers side gallery?
In any case, the fact that no oil is showing up on top the head passenger head should ring alarm bells.
My two cents. Thanks.