Job Aptitude

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From West Texas:

A young applicant at a sheriff's office was in his final job assessment for a deputy's position.

Sheriff says, "Your tests are all excellent, and your background check is fine. We have one more test for you though, an aptitude test."

The sheriff takes out a service pistol and ammo from his desk and pushes them over to the applicant.

"Take this out and shoot:
6 illegal aliens;
6 Muslin terrorists;
6 felons of any type, and:
a rabbit"

The applicatant asks, "Why a rabbit?"

The sheriff says, "You're hired."
 
I heard a similar one like this:

Stalin comes to Putin in a dream
Stalin says "In order to become the next Czar of Russia you need to kill 10,000 protesters and paint your bedroom blue."

Putin confused asks "Why paint my bedroom blue?"

Stalin replies "I knew you wouldn't have a problem with the protesters!"
 
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