How stable is your job?

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Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: sprintman
Not going to help me pay the bills. I need a job!


Food critic!


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Don't touch the CHICKEN!!
 
Originally Posted By: tpitcher
Since you & Pablo live moderately close, why don't you two meet up and duke it out. Have someone put it up on YouTube for us to observe.
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Only if they duke it out while wearing those huge overstuffed Sumo wrestling costumes. That would be fun to watch!
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: sprintman
Not going to help me pay the bills. I need a job!


Food critic!


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Don't touch the CHICKEN!!


Fray-rane'g chickens
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Originally Posted By: wavinwayne
Originally Posted By: tpitcher
Since you & Pablo live moderately close, why don't you two meet up and duke it out. Have someone put it up on YouTube for us to observe.
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Only if they duke it out while wearing those huge overstuffed Sumo wrestling costumes. That would be fun to watch!


He knows how to find me. But he wouldn't need a sumo costume.
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Originally Posted By: MarkC
Originally Posted By: wavinwayne
Originally Posted By: tpitcher
Since you & Pablo live moderately close, why don't you two meet up and duke it out. Have someone put it up on YouTube for us to observe.
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Only if they duke it out while wearing those huge overstuffed Sumo wrestling costumes. That would be fun to watch!


He knows how to find me. But he wouldn't need a sumo costume.
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This much is true!
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Live and let live.


You used to say live and let live
You know you did, you know you did, you know you did
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die


Would that be the Gun's and Roses flavor or the Paul McCartney one?
 
I'm the office manager and only staffer at an academic department at a private college; if you know New Orleans, you'll probably guess which one. The department is not tiny, has about 15 faculty and over 100 majors at any time, and if NPR is to be believed, we may see more people majoring in this field over the next few months.

Unless the school goes under, or unless the school decides to close the department, I think I'll be okay.

As many of you know, however, I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN THE SWAMP. So I'm even more frustrated at the job market than I was a year ago. I send out lots of resumes for jobs I'm fit for, and yet never hear a word. I suspect they're only hiring local people.

As for the federal jobs, I suspect most of those will go to "under-represented" minorities and women. (Maybe I need to fib a bit. Is "Ruthenian" an ethnicity? If not, can I make it into one?)
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: NJC

$200 on Mark.
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He'd still be trying his karate [censored] on me with a shotgun blast to the chest.

This came to mind, Indiana Jones sword vs gun.

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A. It's kenpo, not karate.
B. Unless you have your finger on the trigger and a shell in the
chamber I wouldn't bet on it.
C. I can also shoot, and pretty well.
D. I'm actually pretty non-violent.

I just yank Pablo's chain because someone needs to.
 
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I suspect most of those will go to "under-represented" minorities and women.


Benzadmiral,

Have you ever seen the movie from 1986 called 'Soul Man' ?
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Originally Posted By: Benzadmiral
I'm the office manager and only staffer at an academic department at a private college; if you know New Orleans, you'll probably guess which one. The department is not tiny, has about 15 faculty and over 100 majors at any time, and if NPR is to be believed, we may see more people majoring in this field over the next few months.

Unless the school goes under, or unless the school decides to close the department, I think I'll be okay.

As many of you know, however, I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN THE SWAMP. So I'm even more frustrated at the job market than I was a year ago. I send out lots of resumes for jobs I'm fit for, and yet never hear a word. I suspect they're only hiring local people.


Tulane? Xavier? Loyola? Holy Cross? Notre Dame Seminary? New Orleans Theological Seminary?

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As for the federal jobs, I suspect most of those will go to "under-represented" minorities and women. (Maybe I need to fib a bit. Is "Ruthenian" an ethnicity? If not, can I make it into one?)


That's going to vary from agency to agency and office to office. Some HR folks in the govt DO take diversity seriously to the point that they are a walking lawsuit waiting to happen. I have been on a panel or two where the official word was we had to pick a minority or woman. But by and large, the biggest advantage anyone can have in applying for a federal civilian job is to be a veteran. Wartime/peacetime, it doesn't matter.
 
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But by and large, the biggest advantage anyone can have in applying for a federal civilian job is to be a veteran. Wartime/peacetime, it doesn't matter.


True that.
 
I have worked for a small ( special projects and needed another engineer. We make specialty agricultural equipment and currently have clients on our wait list to solve their problems. I'm currently juggling 4 projects that will keep me busy until next year. Our equipment is shipped around the world.

Even when the economy flounders people still eat. That means farmers still feed us but need to find more efficient ways to keep costs down. As we tighten up our borders it is harder to get large amounts of field workers. As water becomes more scarce, farmers have to become more conservative with it's use. These factors mean job security in anything connected to making the food chain more efficient.
 
I am going into Army EOD in a number of months for a 5 year contract. My job will be very stable since there are fewer than 1,800 qualified EOD technicians in the entire U.S. military and it's not a job that many people willingly choose. Not to mention I already have an interview set up with a privately contracted EOD company after my 5 year contract is up, and they pay >$150,000/year. I'm not even 21 years old yet.
 
As long as people make the poor decision to drive after consuming an irresponsible amount of alcohol, I will have a job.

Until the auto manufacturers install "in car sniffers". Which will be a disaster. Did you just use hand sanitizer? Your car won't start. Cologne? No start. Use an alcohol based astringent? No start. Get a little E-10/E85 on your hand while filling up? No start.

If you know anybody that's ever been court-ordered to have a SCRAM bracelet you know why the transdermal alcohol sensor starter button won't work. Same reasons as above.

When the manufacturers force me out of a job, then I will make my fortune defeating the in-car sniffers.
 
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