I didn't read this entire thread but I assume a story like this hasn't been posted.
a) A HS pal of mine married a gal a year older than he.
b) At her 25th reunion a pair "remet".
c) Within a month both parties had divorced their spouses and the pair married.
d) The next year was our 25th reunion. I didn't go but my pal and his wife did.
e) She NEVER left his side!
Also, there's a standard joke told of all reunions.
One person observes or says, "Everyone looked so good!".
That's another person's cue to say, "You only go if you look good!".