Oh the humanity!! If I were you, I probably wouldn't buy one... Just thinking about one seems pretty hazardous to your health.
I suppose you may just be jaded...
That red bull didn't give you wings.
Dos Equis didn't make you the most interesting man in the world
No screams of euphoria after washing your hair with herbal essences
No hot women approaching you just because you were drinking the correct beer
You actually felt pretty normal after eating a snickers
You didn't actually taste a rainbow after a bag of skittles
Good commercials are the ones stick in your mind. Sounds like this one worked as intended, you just hate Tesla/Elon
