Well, discovered today that the Jeep can park itself
I was out test driving another X5 the other day and the guy showed us that it can park itself. I was kinda surprised that I didn't have that in the Jeep. Guess I shouldn't have been, I just didn't know it had it.
I was sitting in the parking lot at Sobey's with my kids and realized that the button beside the lane assist (that's always disabled) wasn't the parksense disable, that was on the other side (you can tell how frequently I use these...) This one had a picture of a wheel and the parking sensor "radar". Hit it. Told me I had to be in gear to use it. Put it in gear. Fancy little picture popped up in the cluster telling me it was looking for a spot to parallel park in. Said hit OK to switch to perpendicular. I hit OK. While my kids were in the store I drove by a car, it told me spot found, instructed me to take my hands off the wheel, put it in reverse, and then it backed into the spot, same as the bimmer.
I doubt I'll ever use it, but it was neat nonetheless.