Do you miss the days of Everything PTFE / Teflon? Any positive snake oil experiences?

Man...Slick 50...back in the mid-'90s when I was in grad school and worked at a bike shop as a wrench, we used to sell a Slick 50 service for suspension forks. We had 2 PVC sleeves that we filled with Slick 50 and let the stanchion tubes sit overnight in them. It was an add-on service. I guess now we just get the Kashima coating for forks/shocks/droppers. Today if I had a shop I'd sell Liquimoly Ceratec service and do the same 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
Just going to throw this out there (Not saying I definitely did not blow 50 on a bottle in the early 90's🤦‍♀️)

Apple [historical] stock value calculator

Screenshot 2025-04-09 at 10.08.29 PM.webp
 
Don't forget the early 2000's had some Snake Oil too...
Z-Max " Pour a new engine into your car" we were told, Only $39.95 Complete with the Good Housekeeping seal of approval!
LOL , I LOVE all this stuff!

I remember discussions here 15 years ago about it. I think Johnny left bitog over it.
 
I loved the Dura Lube commercial so much that I bought a bottle. I was young and impressionable. But seeing that 318 with the oil pan off and the guy throwing shovels of gravel at it told me is would keep my jalopy alive! The only noticeable thing it did was the temp ran a little lower. So naturally I had to try the rest of the products. Ah the days of being gullible.

Thanks Speedbird. I really needed the extra guilt. I could retire now if I wasn't such a rube! :ROFLMAO:
 
Don't forget the early 2000's had some Snake Oil too...
Z-Max " Pour a new engine into your car" we were told, Only $39.95 Complete with the Good Housekeeping seal of approval!
LOL , I LOVE all this stuff!

I remember a radio? show I think. Z Max Racing Country! And the jingle. "Zeeeee max racing country, music in the fast lane fast lane"
 
I remember a long-gone one called ‘HydroLube’….came with a bottle of flush to ‘prepare’ the engine…was so excited to have it put in my ‘86 Civic on its first OC with me…lol!!
 
Slight thread drift... I was at Wally World last week looking for some chemicals (Brake Clean etc.) That section is small as heck now, really sad, used to be both sides of a LONG isle. And they had nothing on Pep Boys, that place was like 20,000 square feet of additives, cleaners and plastic/chrome accessories.

Go2p44HWsAEskQO
 
Yea, I remember the PeP Boys! As a young driver of 16, I would spend hours reading all the bottles of go fast engine Snake Oil, And I would buy my Rain Dance paste wax! That stuff would last a long time on a car! And a bottle of Turtle Wax Vinyl to wax! Yes my first car has a Vinyl top!
And don't forget the bottle of STP Son Of a Gun for the dash!
 
Growing up as a young driver in the 80's - 90's I kinda now miss the late night snake oil TV commercials, The early Slick 50 adds in the back of Popular Science magazine...

Standing in the Snake Oil section of my local auto parts store reading the back of the oil additive bottle that all but promised if I parted with my $50 bill in my pocket my car may run forever!

Personally, I hated to see the PTFE / Teflon fade from the market even with the bad snake oil rep.

I had one very positive experience using PTFE / Teflon!

Back in 1992 my wife then owned a 1990 Mazda Protege ( the base model single OHC ) low milage car 15k miles at the time if I remember, I also had a family member that owned a 1991 Protege ( loaded top model with the Dual OHC engine ).

He asked me one day if my Mazda had a tick in the engine and I responded YES it does have a tick when idling. He informed me he had taken his car in to Mazda because of that noise and his Mazda mechanic suggested a product called T-Plus with PTFE / Teflon and said thats the only fix for the Mazda tick and my family member tried it and it worked!

I start doing my research as everything was all about Teflon engine treatments back then, Fram even put the stuff in a oil filter!

The only place I could then find a bottle of T-Plus was my local K-Mart, The product suggested it was better than Slick 50 as it had much more ( I think it was 3x or 5x the PTFE ) and was also a multi grade base oil when I think Slick 50 was a straight 30W base oil.

If I remember the T-Plus was around $12 and the Slick 50 was $30+ in 1992 money, So yes I had to try it!

When I poured that bottle of T-Plus in the engine I noticed it looked to have lots of PTFE as it was almost white in color! The engine was running as I slowly poured the bottle in and that tick that was always present vanished / faded away AS I was adding that bottle of Snake oil! Like Magic "POOF" Noise ticking 100% gone as soon as I finished pouring that bottle and the noise NEVER CAME BACK!

Thats the only bottle I ever purchased, the only bottle I ever used in that car or any car, I did many normal ( no additive ) oil changes after oil change that tick never returned!

I remember the Slick 50 commercials suggesting you only had to use it once!

Say what you will but a $12 bottle of Snake oil did remove a engine tick and the tick never returned the next 5 years until I no longer owned the car!

So was PTFE / Teflon Snake Oil or did it work for anyone else?

The $8 Bottle of Greased Lightning oil additive was the last product I remember seeing on a auto parts shelf that had PTFE in it, Napa still shows its in stock on the website but I can't find if its still produced?

I know all the negative about Teflon / Dupont and not to be used in oil but am I the only one that can say it did something positive and I kinda miss those late night TV Snake Oil commercials...
Remember the snake oil well. I cut a double guard with PTFE/Teflon open here bit ago
 
Back
Top Bottom