Do you miss the days of Everything PTFE / Teflon? Any positive snake oil experiences?

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Growing up as a young driver in the 80's - 90's I kinda now miss the late night snake oil TV commercials, The early Slick 50 adds in the back of Popular Science magazine...

Standing in the Snake Oil section of my local auto parts store reading the back of the oil additive bottle that all but promised if I parted with my $50 bill in my pocket my car may run forever!

Personally, I hated to see the PTFE / Teflon fade from the market even with the bad snake oil rep.

I had one very positive experience using PTFE / Teflon!

Back in 1992 my wife then owned a 1990 Mazda Protege ( the base model single OHC ) low milage car 15k miles at the time if I remember, I also had a family member that owned a 1991 Protege ( loaded top model with the Dual OHC engine ).

He asked me one day if my Mazda had a tick in the engine and I responded YES it does have a tick when idling. He informed me he had taken his car in to Mazda because of that noise and his Mazda mechanic suggested a product called T-Plus with PTFE / Teflon and said thats the only fix for the Mazda tick and my family member tried it and it worked!

I start doing my research as everything was all about Teflon engine treatments back then, Fram even put the stuff in a oil filter!

The only place I could then find a bottle of T-Plus was my local K-Mart, The product suggested it was better than Slick 50 as it had much more ( I think it was 3x or 5x the PTFE ) and was also a multi grade base oil when I think Slick 50 was a straight 30W base oil.

If I remember the T-Plus was around $12 and the Slick 50 was $30+ in 1992 money, So yes I had to try it!

When I poured that bottle of T-Plus in the engine I noticed it looked to have lots of PTFE as it was almost white in color! The engine was running as I slowly poured the bottle in and that tick that was always present vanished / faded away AS I was adding that bottle of Snake oil! Like Magic "POOF" Noise ticking 100% gone as soon as I finished pouring that bottle and the noise NEVER CAME BACK!

Thats the only bottle I ever purchased, the only bottle I ever used in that car or any car, I did many normal ( no additive ) oil changes after oil change that tick never returned!

I remember the Slick 50 commercials suggesting you only had to use it once!

Say what you will but a $12 bottle of Snake oil did remove a engine tick and the tick never returned the next 5 years until I no longer owned the car!

So was PTFE / Teflon Snake Oil or did it work for anyone else?

The $8 Bottle of Greased Lightning oil additive was the last product I remember seeing on a auto parts shelf that had PTFE in it, Napa still shows its in stock on the website but I can't find if its still produced?

I know all the negative about Teflon / Dupont and not to be used in oil but am I the only one that can say it did something positive and I kinda miss those late night TV Snake Oil commercials...
 
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I miss those days. The only thing I can think of regarding the PTFE Snake Oil days is this: I wish I could reverse my age to the days that Slick 50 was one of the Snake Oil Kings. The odds of that happening are the about the same as an engine benefiting from using it. ;)
 
My Dad was all in on Slick 50 and the Fram DoubleGuard with Teflon. He ran those on probably 5 different cars, amazingly without issues. 2 of them are still on the road (Pontiac Fiero's, they see pretty limited use now). I can't say there was a benefit ... Maybe better mileage cause his wallet was lighter.
My Dad does good work generally, but I'm not letting him change my oil any time soon. ;)

On a different note, He had a Forester with power steering whine, Lube Guard resolved it for 50,000 plus miles.
 
My Dad was all in on Slick 50 and the Fram DoubleGuard with Teflon. He ran those on probably 5 different cars, amazingly without issues. 2 of them are still on the road (Pontiac Fiero's, they see pretty limited use now). I can't say there was a benefit ... Maybe better mileage cause his wallet was lighter.
My Dad does good work generally, but I'm not letting him change my oil any time soon. ;)

On a different note, He had a Forester with power steering whine, Lube Guard resolved it for 50,000 plus miles.
Not sure if it was Placebo but "I THINK" a bottle of Lube Guard removed the "shudder" from my retired but new to me Time Warner Cable TV Work Van...

I also had a old 1990 worn out Mercedes, the engine ticked, the trans slipped and shifted strange, I tried every kind of snake oil I could find from Lucas on in the trans, engine oil, Gas and nothing did anything to improve anything!

Lightning hit the car and then a basketball hoop fell on the hood so I had to put it out of its misery!
 
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Nope; don't miss that garbage at all.

Any supposed success is likely attributable to wishful thinking and confirmation bias.
Further, DuPont never, ever recommended that "Teflon" (PTFE) be added into any traditional lubricant or oiling system.

See this post ...
 
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, Lube Guard resolved it
Which LubeGard?

I stand naked before the BITOG Council with only this one experience.
My 1999 Volvo V70 base, the first of three nearly identical vehicles, had characteristic top end clicking. It wasn't alarming at all.
After owning it, say, 20k miles, I decided to pull the trigger and bought....Royal Purple.

The noise went COMPLETELY AWAY.

I don't represent RP nor ExxonMobil, the company which makes RP's base oil.
I do, however, grow and sell the little purple pansies from which their dye is extracted.
 
There was a company in Rivera Beach, FL near where I worked that had the tooling to grind teflon down to microscopic size, for use as an oil additive. I had them make me a few quarts of Mobil 1 with Teflon added. We then did some very casual testing to see if it improved top speed and MPG.

We did see an improvement of 5mph in top speed, and when we drained the oil, tons of rock hard tan colored beads came out! Whether the top speed improvement was due to oil viscosity changes or Teflon we will probably never know. But it was a non starter for us, because of the contamination.
 
When I poured that bottle of T-Plus in the engine I noticed it looked to have lots of PTFE as it was almost white in color! The engine was running as I slowly poured the bottle in and that tick that was always present vanished / faded away AS I was adding that bottle of Snake oil! Like Magic "POOF" Noise ticking 100% gone as soon as I finished pouring that bottle and the noise NEVER CAME BACK!
I witnessed the same thing many years ago on an old VW Golf - with a very noisy lifter. Obviously I don't know if your noise was a lifter.

A coworker demonstrated this "repair" using some Dexron ATF. With the engine running, he poured in about a cup of ATF, and the lifter magically became silent.
I can't attest to how long it lasted though.
 
I've looked everywhere for the late-nite infomercials. Those were great entertainment. Still hunting...

In 1996, Slick50 claimed, "At cold start up, nearly all oil is down in the oil pan. That is why up to 80% of all engine wear occurs at start-up. Slick 50 remains on and in the metal to lubricate and reduce this wear when the oil doesn't."
https://web.archive.org/web/19970111063438/http://www.slick50.com/faqs/faqsht.htm

Slick50's response to a Consumer Reports' review:
https://web.archive.org/web/19970111063603/http://www.slick50.com/news/conrepht.htm

The 1996 technical "team"
https://web.archive.org/web/19970111065618/http://www.slick50.com/technicl/techstaf.htm#hs

The original formula was changed in 1984 and there was some legal action among the partners, per this interview with the inventor
 
Thats what i'm talking about! Classic Video of a engine running with no oil, no coolant and a fireman hosing the valve train down with a fire hose and the locals saying wow " I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it"myself....

As a young 18 year old who just got home from 2nd shift at 2 am long before internet my only option was watching these fascinating Snake Oil infomercials or Madonna on the MTV!

We didn't know how good we hade it!
 
Lucky you. A meteor was surely about to strike that cursed car.
You have no idea, That day lightning hit it, I had just parked in my driveway, got out and walked 20' to my front step and "BOOM " lightning hit the roof driver side the location my head was not 7 seconds prior! The lightning went it the top and out the muffler and blew (2) 5' craters in my rock drive way!

Funny thing was, not a cloud in the sky. Its said lightning can travel over 30 miles!

No the car would not start after that, required a new brain and the dash light never would turn off ( black electric tape over the lights fixed that ) .

Then 3 days after moving into a new to me house i'm in the shower and hear a crash, boom bam overhead out the bathroom exhaust vent, The portable basketball goal that came with the house had a water leak in the base and it fell and cracked my front window, dented the hood and driver quarter panel on the way down!

I traded that car the next day and actually got $3,800 for it dents, broken glass, lightning damage and all!
That was truly the worst car I have ever owned!

I could write a book about that car including having to call the law to get that car out of a independent Import shop!
I learned if you ever see a shop with razor wire around the top and lots of old used imports locked inside that gate, RUN you dealing with a crook!

It all worked out as I traded it for a then 3 year old used 16,000 mile 2002 Ford Crown Vic, Perhaps the BEST most reliable car ever made!
 
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Which LubeGard?

I stand naked before the BITOG Council with only this one experience.
My 1999 Volvo V70 base, the first of three nearly identical vehicles, had characteristic top end clicking. It wasn't alarming at all.
After owning it, say, 20k miles, I decided to pull the trigger and bought....Royal Purple.

The noise went COMPLETELY AWAY.

I don't represent RP nor ExxonMobil, the company which makes RP's base oil.
I do, however, grow and sell the little purple pansies from which their dye is extracted.
Their power steering fluid protectant.
 
Don't forget the early 2000's had some Snake Oil too...
Z-Max " Pour a new engine into your car" we were told, Only $39.95 Complete with the Good Housekeeping seal of approval!
LOL , I LOVE all this stuff!
 
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