Clean your bike chain (if you're REALLY bored)

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Cleaning a Bicycle chain

It's cheaper just to purchase a chain than deal with this entire process.

The "DUH!" is found in
" Re-assembly

Re-assembly is the reverse of disassembly. "

This is a completely useless part of the internet I felt compelled to share with my BITOG brethren. Hope you find it just as odd as I did.

 

[74DartSport]

[Foghorn Leghorn] It's a joke, son! A joke![/Foghorn Leghorn]

 

[Kestas]

Yup, go to the very bottom of the page.

 

[Tempest]

Quote:

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*Warning! Shelbroconol Pre-soak ®
Shelbroconol Pre-soak ® is the ideal pre-soak for chain cleaning, especially when used in conjunction with Shelbrothane Cleaning Solvent ®, but it is extrenmely carcinogenic. Do not breathe vapors from Shelbroconol Pre-soak ®, or you will almost certaily develop lung cancer within two weeks!

*Warning!Shelbrothane Cleaning Solvent ®
Shelbrothane Cleaning Solvent ® is the finest chain cleaner ever developed, especially when used correctly in conjunction with Shelbroconol Pre-soak ® and Deakinol Rinsing Solvent ®. However it is EXTREMELY toxic!
In case of skin contact, immediate amputation is indicated.

If swallowed, do not bother to induce vomiting, it won't do any good, you're a goner!


*Warning! Deakinol Rinsing Solvent ®
Deakinol Rinsing solvent is the ideal solvent for chains, and is perfectly compatible with but it is highly volatile and explosive. Deaknol Rinsing Solvent must NEVER be allowed to come into contact with Shelbroconol Pre-soak, as this combination is highly explosive, and will detonate withotut warning!

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[ToyotaNSaturn]

LOL. I saw this guy's photo but never made it to the bottom of the page.

I've been duped.

 

[benjamming]

The Tork-Grip is pretty funny as well. "Old-fashioned torque wrenches from our pitiful competitors are calibrated in meaningless numbers." Of course it's backed by a lifetime guarantee, or 2 weeks whichever comes first.

 

[rpn453]

Good find!

 

[moribundman]

Sheldon Brown is a legend.

 

[doitmyself]

Toy,

While you have been duped by Sheldon this time, he has made some significant contributions to the bike world. Here is one that has worked well for me:

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html

PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!