I mean who doesn't like all you can eat fried shrimp and a chocolate fountain?
A new type of security blanket for young people?
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Walk around wearing this all oiled up and you’ll win every fight well before it starts guaranteed…All this talk of getting attacked and beat up while wearing a hoodie’s got me freaked out. I guess I’m just gonna strip down and get lathered up with baby oil when I go out. Let’s see an attacker take control of that!
And drive to Golden Corral in a corvette.
And get there 15mins before it opens and wait impatiently outside by the entrance.
You have intricate knowledge of this subculture....
And you are still constipated
Nope. It was an immediate release last time I ate there.
Oh maybe I should try that
Here fixed it for you.
I will say that when I was looking at getting a Corvette last year, and was looking for opinions in which one to get, somebody on a motorcycle forum I belong to posted that picture. I decided I'm at least 20 years away from that. So far I haven't felt compelled to park in a parking lot with other owners, drink coffee, and talk about the merits of Zaino car wax...
So you hang here in your *PJs and post on an oil forum
I'll have you know I'm fully dressed...
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Beware, P. Diddy will eventually get released......lathered up with baby oil when I go out. Let’s see an attacker take control of that!
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But then, you'll be legally required to continuously cross 125th street in Harlem on foot - hooded, head slumped 45 degrees downwards, and DIAGONALLY to the the street, ALONG traffic's direction, Airpods in blasting full tilt, so your street crossing takes the longest amount of time possible while you're in a legally blind and deaf state with other (hooded and fully cellphoned) drivers coming in behind you.
I think I’ll just take my chances with the hoodie!
The legend goes that some guy, some day, crossed 125th without sideblinders of any kind, perpendicularly to the street, and after having looked left and right, but I'm not buying it.
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Well, Harlem's a little too far for me, I'll go down to the Walmart parking lot and lazily meander down the middle of the lane, being oblivious to the cars around me. That should work, that's what everyone around here does.
