A Guy Walks Into a Bar....

[Footpounds]

A guy walks into a Bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well pretty Lady wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

 

[farrarfan1]

This one ain't gonna be around long...

 

[Pablo]

Came and went quickly

 

[Papa Bear]

We certainly have been pushing the envelope around here lately ..

 

[Footpounds]

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This one ain't gonna be around long...

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Why not? I scanned some of the previous jokes and found some to be more risque than this one. Anyway, I honestly meant no offense, ladies.

 

[John_K]

Are there any ladies looking at an oil site?

John

 

[farrarfan1]

Might want to review this:
http://theoildrop.server101.com/forums/s...ge=0#Post583552

And this:
http://theoildrop.server101.com/forums/s...ge=0#Post583556

 

[Footpounds]

Read it before I posted, thanks. Like I said, I also reviewed previous attempts at humor and found mine tame compared to those. I also see numerous techniques to bypass the censor which is prohibited. "A$$" would be one example.

 

[farrarfan1]

I get your point. Just trying to help.

 

[alreadygone]

I've saved this to my joke folder,,,let 'em shut 'er down now.

Bob

 

[Trucku]

LOL....now I am gonna have this vision in my head whenever I want a bigmac...Thanks. No more burgers for me.

 

[Pablo]

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LOL....now I am gonna have this vision in my head whenever I want a bigmac...Thanks. No more burgers for me.

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So.......you'll take the $10 special instead?

 

[Crashbox]

I must agree about the envelope-pushing thing going on here at BITOG- but I'm not trying to throw a damper on things. Yes, this joke was IMO quite a bit tamer than some other ones I've seen here lately.

Just my opinion. But we are a family here.