What does driving a while in wet and then having to floor it have to do with being an adult? Seems like a situation that could happen to anyone, so not sure why it's "stupid".You may be overthinking your maintenance.
It does not need a catch can or a weep hole.
The weephole thing is stupid.
People driving in wet weather for an extended period of time and the flooring the truck "may" experience that problem.
Drive like an adult, problem solved.
If dilution is more prevalent during cold weather..... why in the world would you add idle time when it's cold?
Start it up and drive as normal.
I owned a '13 from new until '17. 10k OCIs.
I put 147k on it. Mine would rattle every now and then. It's not a big deal.
Sometimes the chain adjusters leak down a bit.
Mine would dilute a little. It never had any affect.
Somewhere on this site a guy took his back to Ford for dilution.
They said it wasn't a concern until it reached 8%.
That sounds high...... you won't get anywhere close to that.
I currently have a '17 owned since new... it has around 148k at this point.
I don't drive as much as I used to..... it may rattle a little now and then.
It's a really good engine.... way better than the internet Yahoos would have you believe.
Just drive it and enjoy it.... it is not fragile.
Btw 150k is not really a lot of miles. I get it. You really love your trucks (even though you don't keep them long). Whether or not it is fragile depends on the expectations of the individual. In my opinion, they are pretty fragile for the price they cost now a days.