This is for you snow bound folks...
A blonde and her husband were sitting on the couch watching TV during a blizzard when the local news cuts in, stating that their city had issued a snow parking emergency. "Everyone is banned from parking on the even side of the street. You must park on the odd side".
The blonde goes out and moves her car.
A few days later the same thing happens, except that now the statement is, "You are banned from parking on the odd side of the street. You must park on the even side".
The blonde goes out and moves her car.
Three days later they are watching TV when the news cuts in. There's another parking emergency. "You are banned from parking on the..." WHAM!!! The power goes out.
"Oh NO!!" she cries. "Where do I park my car?" she blurts out to her husband.
The husband looks her squarely in the eyes and says, "I would have left it in the garage".
A blonde and her husband were sitting on the couch watching TV during a blizzard when the local news cuts in, stating that their city had issued a snow parking emergency. "Everyone is banned from parking on the even side of the street. You must park on the odd side".
The blonde goes out and moves her car.
A few days later the same thing happens, except that now the statement is, "You are banned from parking on the odd side of the street. You must park on the even side".
The blonde goes out and moves her car.
Three days later they are watching TV when the news cuts in. There's another parking emergency. "You are banned from parking on the..." WHAM!!! The power goes out.
"Oh NO!!" she cries. "Where do I park my car?" she blurts out to her husband.
The husband looks her squarely in the eyes and says, "I would have left it in the garage".